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What's the nicest thing you've ever heard of cross talk?

Now hanging refers to improvising on a suitable occasion according to the actual situation of the performance and the actual situation of the scene. With the intelligence of actors, they can often receive unexpected hot artistic effects. The best cross talk I have ever heard must be the wonderful performances given to us by Hou and Ma.

A, Hou and Guo Qiru in a performance, there is a very disharmony. At that time, when they were performing, Mr. Hou Linbao said, "I am highly educated and can speak French." An audience sitting in the front row was very unhappy before the comedian could speak.

At that time, the audience were all listening to cross talk attentively, and the venue was very quiet. So this dirty word is particularly harsh. However, the actors on the stage, even if unhappy, can't scold the audience. If you pretend not to hear and continue to perform, then the audience will think that the actor is too incompetent to say anything when he is scolded.

Master Hou Linbao is very experienced and pointed to the audience at the scene and said to everyone, "If you don't believe me, this is my classmate. What he said just now was French. "

In a word, Master Hou solved the embarrassment and shook out a burden. The audience burst into laughter and applauded Mr. Hou's wonderful performance. The audience who can speak French is even more embarrassed by the audience's jokes.

Second, Mr. Ma has also encountered such embarrassment. But it was not the audience that caused the trouble that time, but the famous immortal artist Zhang Boyang. At that time, the horse was in the garden, and Zhang Boyang performed in front of the horse.

On that day, Zhang Boyang performed a fragment from the story Lion Building. When I sang the last sentence, I suddenly changed it to "Ask Wu Dalang what he looks like, and I will come to him next." Then step back two steps and bow.

The audience was shocked at first and thought he sang wrong. However, Ma Zhi understood that this was Zhang Boyang's deliberate teasing of Ma Lisan, who played next. When thin and tall Ma Li Sanyi came to power, he became ugly and short Wu Dalang. See what he does.

The horse also heard this question backstage. The sound of the audience booing and whistling below became a sound, and everyone was waiting to see the next good show. And the horse had to go out and walk slowly onto the stage.

When the audience quieted down a little, the horse began to speak. I have a good relationship with Jaco Yang. He didn't mean to embarrass me. He changed the lyrics to Jiang Yang, because his voice was bad and something went wrong again.

His family is like this, so his father has a bad voice and always gets into trouble. Two days ago, they went to see a doctor together. When he arrived at the hospital, the doctor found that Zhang Boyang's throat was inflamed, so he prescribed medicine and told him to remember to take two pills every day.

Then I showed his father his throat. It doesn't matter at first glance, it's more serious than Zhang Boyang's. The next two are not enough. I have to eat three. I'm afraid my father is too old to remember, so let Zhang Boyang remember. Don't remember correctly, you are two and your father is three.

Jaco Cindy Yang is very obedient. On the way home, he kept chanting, two for me and three for my dad. Two for me and three for my father. Two for me and three for my father. At this time, the audience has long understood that this baggage is too subtle. The result was a tsunami of laughter.

Ma Lisan talked with Kan Kan, as if he had nothing to say, so he resolved the embarrassment and went back to the past. Only a real master can completely control the story and the audience's emotions in his own hands.

At this time, Zhang Boyang, who wanted to see jokes in the background, was impressed by Ma's crosstalk skills. Although he suffered a big loss, he still smiled happily.

The current level of hanging shows the actor's solid foundation and flexible use of wit. The reason why I like cross talk is that it is highly impromptu and I can't come back. Even if it is arranged, there may be unexpected situations that need to be handled on the spot. This is my sharing. I hope it helps you. Thank you!