Why are the brain holes in Duan Zi's hands so big? What kind of people are they?

I have been shy since I was a child. When I was a child, my uncle and aunt made me dance. I shivered in the corner and said, "I won't."

Of course, they didn't leave me alone. They kept telling me, "Boys should be confident, generous and bold."

There is no way, I can only summon up courage, stand up and cry to them with tears: "I won't!" " "

Grow up and have a girlfriend. Once my girlfriend sprained her ankle, which was quite serious. The doctor said that if she was not careful, she might be lame when she was old. I was afraid that she would be sad, so I said, "Never mind, I will be your wheelchair in the future." . Then my girlfriend got impatient and insisted on breaking up with me, crying and saying, "You are still not a man, and you are still in my wheelchair when I am lame!" "

Me: .......

Going home to accompany my grandparents during the Chinese New Year, my grandmother recently discovered the place where my grandfather hid his money and told me with a smile: "After a while, save more money and then take it away!" " "As a man, I quickly told my grandfather quietly that he was transferred overnight! The next day, when grandma went to see the change of money, she found that there was no money at all. Without saying anything, she accompanied me to watch TV. Grandma pointed to a man on TV and said to me, "I estimate that this man will die after two episodes!" "

Me: "Why?"

Grandma: "You talk too fast and say everything. You deserve to be beaten! " "

I think my life is like a joke, but I will be more optimistic than others and not too pessimistic about how bad my life is. I like jokes, which can not only make you laugh, but also teach you to have fun in pain.

People who understand life have clear thinking and strong logic, and it is easy to find interesting points in life.

What's so funny about the jokes on the topic? The interesting point is that in the first sentence, men are single-minded. Is this single-minded? Actually, it is not.

These are some practical problems in society. A man keeps a mistress and has an affair.

Most people despise this phenomenon with a little envy, despise a so-called successful person in his fifties and sixties who is hitting on beautiful girls, and fantasize that if he is also "successful", he will get better than this. What this kind of person wants most is that the old man is a goat. Of course, he can't think that men are single-minded.

What about people who know life? For the same phenomenon, he will wonder why old men don't like caring wives. Oh, the old man is romantic and not single-minded. Why didn't you cheat before? Oh, in the past, there was no "success". Without capital, you can only concentrate on it. But the old man must have liked young and beautiful MM since he was a child, and he was "single-minded".

People who know life just use "single" to satirize the "unfairness" in society!

What is a joke?

A joke, a paragraph or a paragraph in folk art programs such as cross talk, sketch and opera are used by people. When I was in primary school, the teacher rehearsed the program before June 1st. At that time, the teacher asked me to sing Shaanxi opera (a famous opera in Shaanxi, Gansu, Shanxi and other places), which was just a segment or a short segment of a broken play. I remember that Yang Yanguang seemed to be crying at that time ... it seemed to be a passage from the Shaanxi opera "Cutting Mountain to Save Mother".

With the development of jokes, especially the popularity of the Internet, people have given jokes new meanings, including all kinds of jokes, such as dirty jokes, cold jokes and connotative jokes.

Indeed, a good joke makes people shine. The characteristics of jokes are natural and smooth, short and incisive, humorous, impactful, imaginative, explosive, logical, profound and vivid, well-founded, lethal and symmetrical.

For example, a father named his daughter the glory of the king, and then a netizen left a message saying: (Classmate: Let's play the glory of the king after school. Woman:? ), I laughed off my nose when I wrote this sentence, haha 233 ... For example, at the Olympic Games in Brazil, Bai said that our delegation is: scrambled eggs with tomatoes. Because the coat is red and the trousers are beige, it is said on the Internet that Bai has the talent to be an actor. There is also the "Tucao Conference" that everyone knows. Everyone has excellent paragraphs.

Personally, I think that to write a short and incisive text, you must have a sense of life, imagination, reading comprehension and logical thinking ability, which are also the source of inspiration. In fact, you and I can communicate with people. At a certain moment, what we said at a certain moment may be quite happy.

In fact, Duan Zishou is not a brain hole, which is amazing. Over time, it comes from my understanding of study, work and life. When I meet something, it will explode, and the language is as simple as fine. It is also an attitude towards life, so life is full of jokes.

The rapid development and rapid change of network communication today cannot be separated from the continuous development and innovation of human beings. How can society progress if the brain hole is not opened? It is with the rapid development of network information that people can broaden their horizons, understand the known and the unknown, and bring forth talents in large numbers.