Happy event: There was a fool who said no to other people's demands. Have you ever heard this joke?

1. Stay in a hotel on business, and my wife keeps calling me manager. Just when I was helpless, the police came and pushed me to the ground. My wife disdainfully said, let you be angry with me and go to the police station to report it.

My father-in-law still owes me 20 thousand yuan for the project, so I have the cheek to ask for it. My father-in-law said, you are so unkind, don't you just pay 20 thousand yuan? I've given you my daughter, so can't you give up that 20 thousand for her, just as filial piety? I knelt on the ground with tears streaming down my face: Dad, your daughter sent me.

3. My wife wants to lose weight and ask her husband to buy her diet pills. Husband: Taking medicine hurts her. It's fine now. So sexy. Son: Actually, he is a little fat. My husband immediately glared at his son: children don't know. Don't talk nonsense I like your mother's figure. Then, while the wife was not paying attention, she severely taught her son: be careful what you say in the future. Diet pills are expensive. You have to tell your mother that if you eat less, you will lose weight!

My friend taught me a trick, and I smiled and said to my mother, "Let me tell you a joke. Once upon a time, there was a fool who liked to say no. When someone asked him what, he said no. Have you heard this joke? " Mother said, "Have you told me before?" I shook my head: "No." On second thought, ginger is still spicy. ...