Seeking the yellow jokes in the prose "ventriloquism"

There is a man in the capital who is good at performing ventriloquism. The guests will hold a grand banquet in the northeast of the hall.

Horn, eight-foot barrier, ventriloquist sitting in the barrier, a table, a chair,

Just a fan and a ruler. The guests sat around the screen. Later, but in the sense of smell disorder.

Touch the ruler, sit quietly, no one dares to wow.

When the dog barked in a deep alley, a woman was startled and her husband groaned.

Language. After a while, the child woke up and cried. The husband woke up. A woman caresses a child's milk, and the child contains milk.

Crows, women clap their hands and sing. The other eldest son woke up and kept talking. exist

At that time, a woman clapped her hands, chattered in her mouth, and the baby cried with milk, which was the beginning of her big baby.

When I woke up, my husband scolded my son, and all the beautiful things were ready at once. Crowded with guests

The guests all craned their necks, looked askance, silently smiled and sighed, feeling very wonderful.

After a while, the husband began to snore, and the woman's voice gradually disappeared. Have a slight smell.

Rats are lassos, pots are tilted, and women cough in their dreams. The guest has no intention.

Shu, sit down.

Suddenly, a man shouted "fire", so did the husband and the woman.

The two children burst into tears. A hundred people shouted, a hundred children cried, and a hundred dogs.

Bark. The sound of intermediate force collapsing, hot sound, whistling wind, hundreds of thousands.

Zuo Qi; There were hundreds of cries for help, and Xu Xu dragged the house, robbed and splashed water.

Underwater sound. In this case, there should be some sounds, not the same. Although people have hundreds of hands, they also have hundreds of hands.

Refers to, can't point to one end; A person has a hundred mouths and a hundred tongues, so he can't name names.

Not a single place. So all the guests changed their colors and left, two of them.

In the battle, I want to go first.

Suddenly clap your hands and all kinds of sounds disappear. Move the screen, alone,

A desk, a chair, a fan and a ruler.