Those three jokes about electric shock poles ~ ~ ~ Can someone help me find them?

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This is all I found ~ What can I do for you? Hehehe ~

get an electric shock

This day in class, the teacher suddenly saw a student with a bandage and plaster tied to his hand and went to the student's side to care about it.

Teacher: "Is your hand hurt?"

Student: "Yes. Broken! "

Teacher: "Ah! Why is it broken? "

Student: "I broke it because I was too lazy!" " "

Teacher: "You are too lazy, will your hand be broken?" What's going on here? "

Student: "because I was walking on the road the other day, a pebble touched my shoes." Because I was too lazy to take off my shoes and pour stones, I held the telephone pole with my hand and then shook my feet in mid-air to shake the stones down. "

Teacher: "Then what?"

Student: "I didn't expect a man to run behind me and interrupt my hand holding a telephone pole!" " "

Teacher: "Why did he do it?"

Student: "Because he thought I was electrocuted ..."