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Venice is a joke.
I must keep my promise and don't listen to your nonsense; I must keep my promise, so please shut up. I'm not like those soft-hearted and tearful fools. After listening to a few words of advice from Christians, I will shake my head and sigh and regret giving in. Do not follow me. I don't want to hear it from you. I want to fulfill the contract. If you ask me why I don't want to accept 3000 yuan, I would rather take a piece of rotten meat, then I have no reason to answer you. I can only say that I am very happy. Is that an answer? If there are mice in my house, I'm willing to pay 10 thousand yuan to get rid of them. Who cares about me? Doesn't that answer you? Some people don't like to see pigs with their mouths open, some people lose their temper when they see cats, and some people can't help urinating when they hear bagpipes. Because a person's feelings are completely dominated by likes and dislikes, no one can be his own master. Now I'll answer you like this: Why can't some people stand pigs with their mouths open, some people can't stand beneficial and harmless cats, and some people can't stand the sound of bagpipes? These are all without sufficient reasons, just because of their natural characteristics, they can't help but make a fool of themselves when they are stimulated; So I can't say any reason, and I don't want to say any reason, except because I have a long-standing hatred and deep disgust for Antonio, so I will take this lawsuit against him, which is not good for me. Compassion is not out of reluctance, it falls from the sky like showers; It not only gives happiness to those who accept it, but also gives happiness to those who give it; It has the supreme power beyond all things, which shows the nobleness of an emperor better than a crown: the imperial staff just symbolizes the authority of the secular world and makes the people respect the dignity of the monarch; The power of compassion is higher than power, and power is hidden in the emperor's heart and belongs to God. If law enforcers can adjust compassion to justice, then the power of the world is no different from the divine power of God. So, Jews, although you are asking for justice, please think about it. If rewards and punishments are really carried out in accordance with justice, no one has the hope of being saved after death; Since we pray for God's mercy, we should do some merciful things ourselves according to the instructions of prayer. I say this in the hope that you can make some concessions from the legal point of view; But if you insist on the original request, then the court in Venice is selfless in enforcing the law and has to convict the businessman.
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