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Venice is a joke.

There is a kind of people in the world who put on a look of inner peace on their faces and deliberately show their calmness, which makes people admire their profound wisdom and profound thoughts; Between them, it seems to say, "My words are full of sounds. If I open my mouth, there will be no dogs barking! " Ah, my Antonio, I have seen through such people, who have won the reputation of wisdom just because they don't speak; But I can say for sure that if they talk, everyone who hears them will call them fools. I'll tell you a joke about this kind of person when I have the opportunity; But please don't use sadness as bait to catch such a boring reputation. Mr. Antonio, many times you scolded me in communication, saying that I exploited and made profits. I have been hesitating, shrugging and not arguing with you, because it is the characteristic of our nation to endure persecution. You called me a heretic, a murderous dog, and spat on my Jewish robe because I earned some interest with my own money. Well, it seems that you have come to me for help now; You came to see me, and you said to me, "Sherlock, we need some money." You spit on my beard and kick me as if I were a wild dog at your door; Now you ask me for money. What should I tell you? I should say, "Will dogs have money? Can a bad dog lend people three thousand dollars? " Or I should bend down, grovel like a slave and say respectfully, "Good sir, you spit on me last Wednesday;" One day you kicked me; Another day you called me a dog; Should I lend you so much money in return for your many favors? "

I must keep my promise and don't listen to your nonsense; I must keep my promise, so please shut up. I'm not like those soft-hearted and tearful fools. After listening to a few words of advice from Christians, I will shake my head and sigh and regret giving in. Do not follow me. I don't want to hear it from you. I want to fulfill the contract. If you ask me why I don't want to accept 3000 yuan, I would rather take a piece of rotten meat, then I have no reason to answer you. I can only say that I am very happy. Is that an answer? If there are mice in my house, I'm willing to pay 10 thousand yuan to get rid of them. Who cares about me? Doesn't that answer you? Some people don't like to see pigs with their mouths open, some people lose their temper when they see cats, and some people can't help urinating when they hear bagpipes. Because a person's feelings are completely dominated by likes and dislikes, no one can be his own master. Now I'll answer you like this: Why can't some people stand pigs with their mouths open, some people can't stand beneficial and harmless cats, and some people can't stand the sound of bagpipes? These are all without sufficient reasons, just because of their natural characteristics, they can't help but make a fool of themselves when they are stimulated; So I can't say any reason, and I don't want to say any reason, except because I have a long-standing hatred and deep disgust for Antonio, so I will take this lawsuit against him, which is not good for me. Compassion is not out of reluctance, it falls from the sky like showers; It not only gives happiness to those who accept it, but also gives happiness to those who give it; It has the supreme power beyond all things, which shows the nobleness of an emperor better than a crown: the imperial staff just symbolizes the authority of the secular world and makes the people respect the dignity of the monarch; The power of compassion is higher than power, and power is hidden in the emperor's heart and belongs to God. If law enforcers can adjust compassion to justice, then the power of the world is no different from the divine power of God. So, Jews, although you are asking for justice, please think about it. If rewards and punishments are really carried out in accordance with justice, no one has the hope of being saved after death; Since we pray for God's mercy, we should do some merciful things ourselves according to the instructions of prayer. I say this in the hope that you can make some concessions from the legal point of view; But if you insist on the original request, then the court in Venice is selfless in enforcing the law and has to convict the businessman.