Homophonic jokes and two-part allegorical sayings

Introduction: Two-part allegorical saying is an idiom. Most of them are humorous and vivid sentences that many people are familiar with. When using them, you can hide the following text indicated by the previous text. The following is a funny homophonic allegorical saying that I collected. Welcome to read the reference!

A girl looking forward to sunshine-a warm (sunny) person

A girl who expects sunshine-a person who wants sunshine.

Crabs eat sorghum-climb the stem

The crab has just shelled and the meat is tender.

Crabs cross the river-too many cooks.

Crabs cross the road-climb (dominate) the road.

Pea crab-rolling and crawling

Crabs teach children-the right path of uncertainty

Crabs entering the mountain gate-catching immortals

Crab pulling a cart-not taking the right path

Crabs pull carts-level them.

Crabs get married-full of big bastards

Crabs spit-endless

Combination painting-lines are too thick

Line up and braid your hair one by one.

Braised tofu with ribs-both soft and hard

Take shelter from the rain downstairs-by the temporary wall for a while.

Pan Jinlian decocted medicine-secretly poisoned.

Pan Jinlian made a toast to Song Wu-up to no good.

Pan Jinlian's toast-I'll tell the truth.

An ancient dance-Happy forever.

Driving on Panshan Highway-good at turning.

The judge handled the case.-it was scary.

Judges do magic-all kinds of tricks.

Pole-climbing competition-see who climbs fast.

Climb the stairs and fall-the higher you climb, the heavier you fall.

Parthenocissus ability-please.

Climb on horseback and want to fly-aim high.

Climb on horseback and want to fly-aim high.

Pat the thigh to scare the tiger-it's no use.

Flattery is caught in the bag-not only bad.

Got kicked.

Flatter a horse's mouth-it will bite.

Flatter your ass on your hooves-get a kick

Go clap * * *-it's okay.

Head tumor-an extra burden

Grease the skull.-slick

The horns on the head stand out more than others.

Socks are worn on the skull, not on the feet.

I have a mortar on my skull-I don't know how heavy it is.

The doll on the skeleton man

Eyes on my forehead-looking up at the sky

Make fun of the alarm clock-smug

A tender cow drags a plow and harrow-it won't run until it hits.

A capable woman will cry in the middle of the night-she can * * *

Climb to the top of the mountain-the top of the mountain (etc)

Grandma's shoes-the same old shoes.

Open the mouth of the milk doll-want to eat.

Rebellious monkeys climb cherry trees-rough people eat flour and rice.

Men's field advantage

Daughter's shoe edge.-nice.

North and south-nothing.

One day in the south, the stone was sweating-the tide came back.

Mr. nanguo's explosion-just make up the number.

Lanterns in Nantianmen-Take care of the sky.

South bamboo stick as a dish-hard frying (noisy)

Hold the reins and pull your hair-that's easier said than done.

Hit with a hip flask-drink (clear).

Planing coptis chinensis with a hoe-irony

Hit the moon with a grinding basin-I don't know the weight

Run into the door with an abacus-find a bill.

Holding a shovel as a pot-very poor.

Use shoes as hats-up and down.

Holding a pheasant as an offering-family wealth is hard to say.

Running around the street with keys-being a master is not a master.

Poke your hand with the sole of your shoe is really irritating.

The nurse is holding the baby-someone else's.

Use the eye of a needle as a chimney-a bird

Hold the lotus pole and touch it-grab the root.

Sew clothes with sticks-take everything seriously (needles)

Use a straw hat as a pot cover-button the hat.

Take the ticket into the theater-it doesn't match the number.

Use tofu to cushion the foot of the table-it doesn't matter.

Suicide with a blunt knife-it hurts if you can't kill it.

Sell the phoenix as a chicken-whatever the cost.

Take a mouse as a cow-blow it

Dress in tiger skin-scare people

Slide the road with eggs-be careful.

Brain tumor-a heavy burden behind it

Take tofu to block the knife-more than one can chew.

Use tofu to cushion the foot of the table-it doesn't matter.

Take a penny as a moon miser

Hang yourself with noodles.-you can't die.

Take the scale and forget the weight-I don't know the weight.

Take five horses and pour six sheep's heads.

Selling tofu is a little bit-peeling.

Selling bean sprouts without weighing-scratching.

Selling chickens for baskets-making trouble

The tinker talks in his sleep-there are too many stalls (greed)

Selling bran and knocking on the pot-clearing the old land

The seller of flour husks was robbed-what a shame.

Hit a lion with someone else's fist-be a tough guy

Coax the child with a kitchen knife-this is no joke.

Take chicken feathers as arrows-make a mountain out of a molehill

Ants climb trees-they are not afraid of heights.

Ants blow worms-everyone comes.

The ant jumped into the pond-I don't know the depth.

Ants drag locusts-with Qi Xin.

Ant nest-dense

A grasshopper carries bricks-it's a bit untenable.

Buy a hat until you are old-it's too early to prepare.

Bought a jar and beat it up-forget it.

Buy salted fish and set them free-a reckless guy

Straw blows fire-stingy

Popsicle sellers enter the teahouse-one is cold and the other is hot.

Lotus on the toilet-the photo looks good outside.

Horsetails wear tofu-you can't afford it.

Tofu in a ponytail-I can't lift it.

Jiaozi with a ponytail-just mentioning it reveals the stuffing.

Another name of Ma Ying House-Albizia Albizia.

Leeches have no bones-they suck blood at both ends.

Leeches can bite sticks, but they can't paddle.

Ants moved to Mount Tai-they are cruel.

The ant stabbed him in the neck-not a bleeding spool.

Ants wear glasses-they don't have that many faces.

Ant's Leg-Diligence

Ants gnaw at bones-take your time

The ant climbed to the top of the bamboo pole-climbed to the top.

Ants Climb Trees and Exaggerate the Country —— Some Thoughts

Ants crawl into grinding eyes-all roads are roads.

The ants climbed into the dustpan-all the roads were horizontal.

Sparrows shake maples-in vain

Sparrows get into bamboo tubes-settle in Dongye

Connect the light bulb to the hemp rope-it's a wrong route.

Sesame Oil and Tofu-A Big Investment

Pockmarked flour-but fill this hole

Pockmarked face-many shortcomings

Asako's Speech on the Stage-Public Views

Pockmarked face in the mirror-self-examination

The saddle is on the donkey's back-it doesn't match the number.

Cover the manger-adult

The son of a wasp-poisonous.

A hornet's nest-do not mess with it

Riding high and shorting-dilemma

Wear a vest on the jacket-a suit (plaid) outside.

Bite the cow's mouth and shell

Ma Shao hit it-it was the gourd ladle (prostitute) in the head.

Pick vegetables with a horse spoon-it's all packed

Cone eye of toilet lid-stinks

Sparrows fall into rough chaff-disappointment

The sparrow has a feather brush on its tail-it's big.

Sparrows lay goose eggs-talk big

Sparrows want to lay eggs-how do you speak?