Chandler's lines

Excerpts

1.

Sorry, we don’t have your sheep here.

——Chandler "Friends"

2.

It seems that the Internet will not disappear.

——Chandler "Friends"

3.

Okay, I did a test. It says that I love career more than men.

——Chandler "Friends"

4.

I don't talk chirping, I talk loudly.

——Chandler "Friends"

5.

Joey: Hey, where are you shaving? Chandler: No, I have rabies.

——Chandler "Friends"

6.

Okay, scissors, rock, paper, loser lets the prostitute leave.

——Chandler "Friends"

7.

I'm so happy to have a rehearsal, I rarely talk to them before eating food Practice it.

——Chandler "Friends"

8.

Seriously, I wish you good luck marrying me.

——Chandler "Friends"

9.

Ross: Well, Chandler participated in the Vanilla Ice (rapper) impersonation contest and also Won the championship. Chandler: Rose finished fourth and he cried.

——Chandler "Friends"

10.

Today is Sunday, and I won't move on Sunday.

——Chandler "Friends"