Drunk jokes

Tell me about the wonderful experience of drunkenness. After reading it, I was scared silly. It's terrible to be drunk!

1, drunk at a friend's house, carrying his huskies, sober people can't catch up. A few days later, Husky ran away from home. .......

2. It's hard to say. . . Screwing at her husband's chest? Change the channel, Lao tze want to change the channel?

When I was a child, a neighbor's brother, who was older than us, got drunk and fell down on the way home. He got up and pushed the car and walked on. He went home and picked up his wife from the bed and put the pushing bike on the bed. The next morning, he found that it wasn't a bike at all. After falling, the car was thrown aside. He picked up a branch and pushed it home.

I was drunk and unconscious that time. I woke up the next day and found that my hamster had no birds. I asked my little sister in the dormitory where my hamster was, and she said helplessly, you took it out of the cage last night and threw it out, yelling, it's your decision! Let's go Pikachu!

After getting up, I found it written at my feet.

6. I drank too much again. When I got up in the morning, there was a lot of grass in my mouth, so I asked my buddies in the dormitory. He said that after I drank too much yesterday, I either said I was a sheep lying on the playground, or I chewed and couldn't pull, then I held them with my head, and finally I stopped because I was too tired to move.

7. Four women drank too much, photographed poss at traffic lights and thought they were models.

8. Take a sip of water and spit it out, then climb in the corridor, say you are a fish, and spit bubbles while swimming. We were all shocked to see it.

9. Once a gentleman in my community came back drunk in the middle of the night and couldn't find his home. He shouted: open the window to see whose family I belong to and take me back by the way!

10, drunk with friends, fell on the side of the road, and then told friends that it was cold. When I woke up, I was covered with two bicycles.

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