What lovers are joking about?

They all say that pigs are lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I found a pig reading a text message.

Your saliva has been running for a long time. Can you take it away? It's all under my feet

Let me tell you a secret. Today is April Fool's Day. Sorry, you have been cheated.

I hate you so much. I love you so much. Why did you leave me? All because I accidentally lost you-my dearest money.

I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer. Happy April Fool's Day!

Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical moments, such as April 1 day, you are the first person I think of. Who told me that today is your holiday?

Someone told me that "you are as smart as a pig", and I was furious after listening to it! I know you! What an insult! I'm sorry about that pig!

I said: you are a pig, and you said: I am a pig. From now on, I will call you a pig. One day you finally can't help shouting: I'm not a pig.

Red sweet is watermelon, talkative is cucurbitaceae, quack is frog, and people who read the information are fools. Those who only look and don't talk are dumb!