Jokes about music

One day, the geography teacher asked the students:

Where does this river go?

A student stood up and sang:

The river flows eastward.

The teacher ignored him,

So, how many stars are there in the sky?

Students sang again:

The stars in the sky joined the Big Dipper.

The teacher is short of breath: get out!

Student: Just leave.

The teacher said helplessly, are you sick?

Student: You have everything I have!

Teacher: Try again. .....

Student: shout when you see an uneven road!

Teacher: Do you believe I hit you?

Student: Do it when you should. ...

The teacher was angry: I told you to drop out of school!

Student: Rush into Kyushu! Hehe, I wish those who are wandering outside in advance.

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