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Talking about the rise in oil prices
1, my salary can't make me say loudly that 95 is full.
My husband told me seriously in the morning, why don't we buy a Wuling mini. I paused and asked why I suddenly bought this car. He said that the price of oil was too high, which was really unbearable.
Just look at your confident face. I admire you a little. But I am the one who refuels, and I don't deserve it.
4. I see what people who laugh at trams and say that the world is over. All cars are running away with gasoline, and trams are still waiting at charging piles.
I didn't expect oil prices to skyrocket so quickly. One foot on the accelerator is breakfast money.
6. Fill a tank of oil and the bike will be gone. Fill four tanks of oil and the electric car will be gone.
7. In the past half month, the oil price has risen twice in a row. In the past, it was 300 yuan to fill up on the 95 th, but now it is 350 yuan, and the gas money can't afford it.
8, a sentence of 95 is all, making people weak, and making the already poor life worse! Oil prices have gone up again!
9. Friend, where did you get the confidence to shout 95 full? Makes me panic.
10, when can I eat KFC? I don't have to wait until Thursday, and I dare to say that No.95 gasoline is full at the gas station. Will the whole people be well-off by then?
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