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Summarize 30 funny sentences about the 20 10 World Cup.

Every World Cup will have a lot of classic jokes and jokes. Of course, this World Cup in South Africa is not satisfactory. Our reporter specially selected the following super hilarious paragraphs for fans to ensure that you will laugh until your stomach hurts! If you don't laugh, it means you are going to be depressed! 1. The fans asked: "Why can South Africa host the World Cup?" Friendly answer: "They used Jin Kela!" 2. In the group match, Spain said, "I'm cold!" Germany said, "I'm cold, too!" France said, "I'll go back first ..." England said, "Old France, slow down!" Italy said, "I'll go back with you in two days." China sneered: "You are all idiots, I didn't go directly!" 3. I received a text message the day before the World Cup asking, "Why hasn't Gao Hongbo announced the big list yet?" I replied, "He always waits for Yao Ming to recover." The other side quickly replied, "Yes, how can the first center be missing in the World Cup?" 4. One day, Fan A met Fan B..a and complained: "My tigress thinks she is the referee of the World Cup. I just watched the game for a while, and she actually sent me out of bed. " B looked at A and said slowly, "Be content! My tigress not only sent me out of bed, but also found body double. " Messi went to South Africa and got on the plane. The South African stewardess asked Messi, "Coffee or tea?" Messi thought it over carefully and said, "I drank both coffee and tea. Let's try an or in the middle. " It is said that before the World Cup in South Africa, Pele predicted that Spain would win the championship, so the Spanish team held a special meeting to eliminate the players' nervousness. 7. Inside story of South Korea's first win in the group stage: Before entering the arena, South Korea handed Greece a small note: "If you dare to win, I will say that Zeus, Athena, Poseidon and Medusa are all Koreans." 8. Only two men's soccer teams in the world are qualified to print five stars on their jerseys-China and Brazil. 9. The World Cup has started, and we (teachers) are also very busy, except on duty. I resolutely carried out the instructions of the school, and with a serious heart and a serious face, I said hypocritically to my classmates: Students, you can't skip bed to watch the game, because there is no China team anyway. The result was booed, and the following chorus replied: Teacher, we won't watch the China team ... 10. Reporter: "What is your greatest expectation for this World Cup?" Fans: "I hope Liu Xiang can recover soon, back in the game. The World Cup in South Africa will be the best stage to prove his strength! " Reporter: "... let's change the question. Which team do you like best? " Fans: "China, of course!" Reporter: "Except for the China team ..." Fans: "Chinese Taipei team, we are all from China!" Reporter: ... 1 1. A fan's reflection on the World Cup group match: the buzzing game has begun! Hum, hum, hum, shoot! Tall! Buzz, buzz, buzz. Nobody answered! Hum, hum, hum, shoot! The goalkeeper got rid of it! This is a low-level mistake! Buzzing. Game over! 12. Holland 1-0 After Japan, Japan cried and asked where South Korea was. After Argentina defeated South Korea 4-/kloc-0-,South Korea cried and asked where North Korea was. After Portugal defeated North Korea 7-0, North Korea cried and asked where China was. After watching three games in the luxurious conference room of the State Sports General Administration, the China team smiled at each other: Fortunately, they didn't go!

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