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Why is there such a thing as "ass"?

I remember hearing a story about a donkey when I was a child. Xiao Lv crossed the river with salt, but he accidentally fell down. He felt very relaxed after getting up. The second time he crossed the river with cotton, he deliberately fell down, but he couldn't get up again. I don't know if there is such a fable in the textbook, but it is very popular. That's why I think about donkeys!

In junior high school, there was an article "Donkey in Guizhou" written by Mr. Liu Lao in the textbook. I believe everyone knows this fable, so I won't repeat it, otherwise many people may turn around and leave when they see it, and even call me "donkey"!

When I was in college, I heard another joke about donkeys. Maybe I heard it when I was a child, but I don't remember it. Said: the grandparents and grandchildren took a donkey to the market. At first, neither grandparents nor grandchildren rode. Passers-by laughed and said: stupid, some donkeys walk without riding! Hearing this, I quickly let Sun ride. Later, someone scolded me: don't be sensible, let the old man go! Sun busy let his grandfather. Unexpectedly, someone later scolded him: you are so stupid, such a small child walks and rides a donkey by himself! So the two of them rode horses together and limped along. Passers-by pointed and scolded: abuse, although it is a donkey, how can this happen? Grandchildren take care of each other and have to carry donkeys. . . . . .

Alas, I felt funny at first, and then I felt sad after laughing. How I am, why don't I live in the eyes of others! How much can it cost to ask for money? How happy can you be if you ask for power? Live and fight for the eyes of others! I am really a "donkey", no, I am often a donkey-carrying person! . . . . . .