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Who has funny jokes, the more the better.

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1. Mung bean broke up with her boyfriend and cried into bean sprouts. ...

2. There is a male deer, which walks faster and faster, and finally becomes a road (deer) ~! ! ! !

There is a matchstick. I suddenly felt itchy when I was walking, so I scratched and caught fire with too much force. ......

Go to the hospital for emergency treatment, and when you come out, you will become a cotton swab. ...

Two bananas are walking in the street in tandem. The first one suddenly said, it's too hot, I'm going to take off my coat, and then the last one slipped. ...

Once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf.

The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " ! ! "

Guess what?

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As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

6. Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who won?

A: Rabbit ~ ~

Q: Wrong ~! It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. Run fast ~ ~

Q: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time?

A: Mm-hmm. Tuziba

Q: Wrong ~ ~! The tortoise took off her sunglasses, too! It's the fastest turtle again.

7. Wife: I am blind and will marry you if I step on shit.

Husband: I was really blind enough to step on shit before I married you.

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Shit: I was lying there before you two stepped on me. ..

8. Electrical appliances hold a joke-telling contest.

It is stipulated that every electrical appliance should tell a joke.

Let all the audience laugh,

Otherwise you will be taken to Aruba. First, the washing machine,

As soon as he finished his joke, all the audience burst out laughing.

Suddenly I heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

So the washing machine was taken to Aruba. Next is the smartest computer. As soon as his joke was finished, all the home appliances laughed.

I heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

So! Computers were also brought to Aruba.

The third place is the most humorous desk lamp.

The desk lamp confidently finished the joke, and everyone laughed and rolled on the ground.

The rice cooker said, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

Just as the magic lamp was about to be taken to Aruba,

The rice cooker stood up angrily.

Turned to the refrigerator sitting behind him and said:

"I've had enough of your laughter. Don't open your mouth so wide and cold."

9. There are five eggs in the refrigerator. The first said to the second: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible ~!

The second said to the third: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible, it's terrible ~!

The third said to the fourth: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao. ...

The fifth egg heard it: get out ~! Lao zi is kiwi fruit ~! ! !

10. One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

1 1. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak meet in the street. Why don't they say hello? (assuming they can talk)

because ....................

because ........................

Because they are strangers ~ ~! Ha ha laugh