What was your most embarrassing experience?

Once I took the subway, there was a little girl around me, about fifteen, who smelled of youth. She was wearing a short skirt. I don't know if she wore safety pants inside. I think she did. I was sitting in my seat with my head down and playing with my mobile phone. The mobile phone was put very low, and the little girl turned her back on me. Because of the dim light of my mobile phone, others couldn't see what I was playing (I was just reading a novel), and then I saw some funny plots and couldn't help laughing. Suddenly, a woman patted the little girl on the shoulder in front of her and said I was taking pictures of her! The little girl's expression is particularly funny, and she is mixed with panic in consternation. I guess I didn't expect someone to do such abnormal things to her.

The people on the subway looked at us with great interest, as if they didn't care too much.

At that time, the woman asked me to delete the photo. The little girl next to her was very angry and asked me to apologize and delete the photo. I didn't take pictures at all, and I was very angry when I came to god. I was wronged by others for no reason, and no one would be indifferent. I told them that I didn't take pictures at all, and they certainly didn't believe me, and they had to check my mobile phone. My mobile phone photo album is full of some rough pictures, which I regard as treasures, so I can't let them look at it at will! ? Well, it's actually because it's too shameful. I turned down their unreasonable demands on the spot. Passers-by on the subway also felt aggrieved for the little girl, and insulted me as a perverted "subway pervert". Although the scolding was not particularly ugly, it was also merciless. I was angry with a horse at that time, so I took out my mobile phone and checked it for the little girl, so that she could see clearly and see if I was taking pictures. Finally, they rummaged through my mobile phone photo album, and even searched my online disk. After knowing that I was misunderstood, the little girl was ashamed. I still remember the scene where the little girl and the girl who "upheld justice" apologized to me. The little girl blushed when she apologized, and the just woman was very ashamed when she apologized, but it was not as exaggerated as the little girl. They both hung their heads all the way back, presumably because they were too shy. Wow! At that time, the feeling was soaring. You didn't know that feeling. You couldn't feel it. I pardoned them for their crimes like an emperor. The righteous woman invited me to dinner to make amends. I also refused. I don't want to have any intersection with them anymore.

The just passers-by on the subway didn't say a word, and I scanned the audience. No one in the whole subway dared to look me in the eye. Well, in fact, people in the car stole a glance at me from time to time along the way, and there were many discussions. I was originally a thin-skinned person, so I got off the station without saying a word, and I didn't say a word all the way to the next station. It was really embarrassing. There is nothing to be embarrassed about now. After all, others misunderstood me, but it was embarrassing and inexplicable at that time.

I was on a business trip for too long, and I missed my wife very much. I took off my clothes as soon as I opened the door. Unexpectedly, a group of relatives and friends rushed out to give me a dinner .......

My wife and I lived in the same village, and we were childhood friends. Although we separated after school, we kept in touch all the time, and we were in the same village, and we often saw each other during the New Year.

It was not until the family organized a blind date that we met again. We all said it was fate, and then we got married, because we grew up knowing each other well.

After I got married, I once went to Shanghai for a business trip for half a month. Because I had been apart for too long, I wanted to find her very much. So as soon as the business trip was over, I hurried home in a hurry. At that time, in order to surprise her, I didn't tell her what time I would arrive home, but only said an approximate date.

when I arrived home in a hurry and took off my clothes in a hurry, I wanted to go straight to my room. Suddenly, a group of people rushed out of my room to say happy birthday, and I remembered that today was my birthday. I quickly ran to the toilet with my clothes in my arms, and I was dying.

One afternoon, my boss asked me and a female colleague to go to the tax bureau to handle affairs. They were going to take the elevator downstairs together. Suddenly, they had some urgency to urinate, and the bathroom was right next to the elevator, so I said to her, wait for me, I'll go to the bathroom, and I'll be out soon.

When I went to the toilet, I untied my belt. Because I was in a hurry and the angle was not well controlled, I peed on my pants at once, and my front leg pants were wet. This sudden accident made me don't know what to do. Go out. If my female colleague found my pants wet, she wouldn't laugh at me. This would spread all over the company. I still couldn't get along. I didn't go out. She was waiting outside. It was really.

I saw toilet paper in the toilet, so I tore some toilet paper, put it on my pants, and covered it with my hand, trying to dry the wet piece by the temperature of my palm and the water absorption of the toilet paper, but the effect was really poor. At this time, my female colleague seemed to be anxious. She shouted outside, will you get out quickly? The elevator has passed several times, and the tax bureau will be closed if you delay any longer.

I definitely can't go out, so I made up a lie and shouted to the outside. Please wait a moment. I may have eaten something bad at noon, and now my stomach hurts so much that I have to squat. After holding her steady, I looked around in the toilet and suddenly saw the hand dryer in the bathroom. I thought I could definitely dry my pants with the hot air of the hand dryer, but it was a little high. Fortunately, there was a pool for cleaning and washing mops just below the hand dryer, standing on it, and the position was just the same.

I stood on it and blew, but the effect was so bad that it passed in a few minutes.

The female colleague is probably impatient, and she is very angry. She said, Did you drop it in the toilet? If you don't come out, I will go in. If you delay any longer, don't do anything in the afternoon.

as soon as I listened to his words, I was scared out of a hot sweat. This girl is a person who can do it when she says it, so I told her to come out in a minute. What should I do? I'm anxious like an ant on hot bricks, but there's nothing I can do.

Suddenly, my eyes swept over the faucet on the sink, and I had an idea. I first drained the toilet, giving my female colleagues the illusion that I had been flushing the toilet for a long time after going to the toilet. When I got to the side of the sink, I turned the faucet on as high as I could, and then I told my female colleagues outside that I had finished washing my hands and went out immediately.

After that, I sprinkled the water from the faucet on myself. Soon the lower part of the T-shirt and pants were wet. I looked down and felt very satisfied, so I walked out of the bathroom.

In order to make things perfect, I came out complaining that there was something wrong with the faucet in the toilet. I washed my hands with boiling water and the water ran out, which made my clothes wet. When I came back, I must talk to the property.

The female colleague had a dissatisfied face. After hearing me out, she looked at me and then began to laugh. At this time, the elevator came, and the two of us got on the elevator. In the elevator, when she looked at me, she couldn't hold back her joy. I was really embarrassed. I didn't know what to say, but I felt very hot on my face.

at this time, she suddenly said, tell me the truth, did you get your pants at a convenient time just now? I strongly denied it at that time and told her that your big girl's house was so vulgar, and the water from the faucet really spilled on it.

after listening to me, she didn't say a word, but just laughed. The two of us drove out, and she sat in the co-pilot. On the way, she looked at me and began to laugh, as if she had seen through everything. This way was so embarrassing. Really, I wanted to die.

this is my most embarrassing experience.

I've been chatting with girls nearby for three days, and I think it's time to win.

I sent her a message: "Let's drink milk tea, which is very rich."

The girl stayed late for a while and said, "Brother Linbu, don't spend so much money. Let's just eat fried tofu and I'll pick you up."

I'm hesitant, but I should be able to control it. So, "Come on!"

After I bought tofu, my chest consciously approached her, and my plan was going to be implemented: I would get grease on my clothes.

When I handed tofu to my mouth, my hand shook inadvertently, and a few drops of oil splashed on my clothes.

I thought, perfect! Take out my agent's wet tissue from my pocket and prepare for a live demonstration. Finally, she will hold this package of wet tissues excitedly and say sincerely, "Whoops, I want to be your agent!" "

when I took the paper to start work, a tofu juice splashed over, and the girl took a bite. Our clothes were each stained with several large pieces of tofu juice.

"that's it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what's wrong with this? I can't wipe it off. " The girl grabbed my baby wipes and wiped them at random.

I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, "Ah, that's what a fairy can do."

The girl pulled me to open the trunk of her car, and I called out, "You sell laundry detergent!" "

girl: "I tell you, I don't eat tofu once or twice. With this wash, any stains can be washed away. "

"really?" I excitedly picked up her laundry detergent and looked at her sincerely.

The girl patted me on the shoulder: "Xiao Lin, don't worry, just follow me as an agent."

this is one time, and there is another scene of embarrassing toes.

2. I knocked over my girlfriend's crystal bag excitedly: "Qingsong, stop eating. My left eyelid keeps jumping, and my left eye jumps for money. The days when you eat steamed buns and I eat crystals are over. "

girlfriend: "Linbu, calm down. How long have you been dancing? Do you know what this means? "

I'm very proud: "It's been a while, which means that if you force me to eat crystal stuffing again, I'll give you money to hit your head."

girlfriend: "It means that your eye muscles have been stimulated for a long time, causing muscle tremor."

I am even more excited: "Great! This means that wealth is surging like a flood, and it can't be stopped. I'll see if your muscles quiver when you count the money. "

girlfriend: "this means you have a facial spasm. When you go to the hospital to count money, I see if your muscles are trembling. "

I slowly picked up the crystal bag under my feet. It is so nutritious at the moment.

I invited two business backbones to dinner and drink, which is the most embarrassing thing I have ever encountered in my life.

Xiao Huang and Xiao Li are technical experts in my unit, and I especially like them. One weekend, I specially invited them to dinner and drink, and I also invited some drinking friends to accompany me.

I arrived first with a few drinkers and reserved two seats for Xiao Huang and Xiao Li. They refused to sit together all the time. I smiled and said, don't stand on ceremony. We are all friends. Just eat and play with wine and just sit casually.

The two were forced to sit together, but they were silent, ignored each other, and didn't toast each other. I thought they had any contradiction, so I wanted to take the opportunity to coordinate, holding a glass of wine and saying that we are all colleagues in the same unit. If there is any gap, just make it clear. Be a man, be generous and have a glass of wine to settle the enmity.

They glared at each other. Because of my kindness, they took up their glasses and gulped them down, saying nothing more. I'm bored, so I have to talk and laugh with other friends, punch and drink.

At this moment, a friend pulled me aside and said, Xiao Huang's wife is Xiao Li's ex-wife, and Xiao Li's wife is Xiao Huang's ex-wife. They have a lot of grievances. You invited them together and arranged to sit together for dinner and drink. Do you think they can be happy?

to tell the truth, I didn't mean to. I really didn't know that they had such a wonderful situation. I wanted to explain it face to face, but I really didn't know how to speak, so I had to pretend to be rude and end up hastily.

this incident really embarrassed me. I'm Nong Erdai Liang, from my family, for reference only.

In junior high school, a female classmate came to my house and was chatting. My father went home, so he panicked and pushed the girl to his room and closed the door. I was going to chat with my dad for a few words, and then I went back to my room to hide from him. Unexpectedly, I locked the door. My dad saw that I couldn't open the door, so he took the key and opened the door. He saw my classmate sitting on the bed [laughing and crying]

When I first started working, I assigned dormitories. Men and women lived on the same floor. Next door to us was the boys' dormitory, which used the bathroom and toilet.

On the same floor, the commuting time is the same. Everyone often meets each other, one after another, mingles with the boys, and often eats, drinks and plays together.

once, when I went to the toilet, I pushed the door open, and I saw the man squatting in the toilet, facing the door, and saw everything [not looking]. Oh, my God! The face turned red.

To tell the truth, I didn't talk about love in college at that time. I was very simple and always kept my distance from the opposite sex. For an idiot like me, it was always embarrassing to encounter such a thing.

that colleague, my god, he doesn't look embarrassed at all, and he has a smile on his face. At that time, I didn't understand it. I stayed in the same place for two or three seconds before I realized it and closed the door again.

Since that incident, that colleague told others every day to close the door when going to the toilet, saying that I should not see it. At that time, I was embarrassed.

I've been careful since this time, and I'm not so reckless in opening the door.

what was the last embarrassing experience you had? Glad to answer your question! My friend's son got married on May 1st. A few days ago, he informed me to go to Yancheng Palace Hotel to attend the wedding on May 1st. I sat down with my friends' relatives to drink and chat, and then the bride made a toast. All the relatives attending the wedding gave the bride red envelopes, which was my most embarrassing thing. I forgot to leave them at home.

the first time I was so embarrassed was in high school.

In high school, I was lucky enough to be the vice monitor, and the principal monitor was a girl (as we used to call it there).

It happened that a military TV series was a big hit (basically among boys), so the boys called me "Class Vice" half jokingly, and I agreed happily.

Not long after, members of the class committee and the class teacher held a regular meeting to reflect the class situation. At the end of the report, the class teacher said, "Is there anything else to add?" I saw the monitor hesitate again and again, and finally got up the courage to say, "I think some male students in the class are not right in their words and deeds." The class teacher also wondered: "Oh? Didn't you just say everything was fine? What's the matter? " The monitor pointed at me, lowered his head and blushed, and said, "Boys call him the class father, but he still agreed. If he is the class father, then I am not the class mother? "

After listening to it, even the teacher and other class committees rolled around with laughter. It was so embarrassing that my face turned red with shame and my ears burned, which made me incoherent: "Yeah, oh, no, this, yeah, oh. . 。”

after that, the class teacher