The more cats smoke, the warmer they get, and the more they practice, the colder they get.

Text/Xiong Taixing and his friends

The weather can sometimes test a person's moral integrity.

For example, it has been particularly hot recently, and someone sent a message to Master Xiong:

Genealogy shows that Master Xiong is actually a descendant of the royal family of Dashang. Dashang was destroyed by Nuwa, and this money can't give anything.

Give you seven and a half dollars and pinch the second half price.

"Full of warmth and lust, high temperature improves the heart. When the moon is dark and windy, the wind is more deceitful. "

I don't know how heroes lived without air conditioning in ancient times.

Mr. Jin Yong provided many ideas. There are many sects and heroes in Wulin, and there are also many strange ways to cool off the summer.

1.？ Go to a colder place like Iceland.

When Zhang Wuji was young, his whole family lived in Binghuo Island, where the seasons were cool. At that time, his parents were not dead, and his adoptive father Xie Xun loved him again. Mowgli spent a happy time in Binghuo Island.

The Yubi Peak in Wulong Mountain Scenic Resort is also a good place to enjoy the cool. Du Ximeng opened a villa here, and Li Zicheng also sent martial arts experts around him to bury treasures here.

Huang Rong's mother died and was frozen in her grave by Huang. After more than ten years without corruption, Huang believes that he can be resurrected.

This is what we often say, "Stay where you are and cool off."

2.？ Use furniture with refrigeration function

Lin Chaoying, the mother-in-law of the ancient tomb school, left the tomb of the living dead a good piece of heirloom furniture-a cold jade bed. No matter how hot it is, as soon as people sleep in bed, they are "freezing cold".

Since there is a cold jade bed, the ancient tomb school no longer has to worry about climate warming.

The cold jade bed can not only relieve the heat, but also make people "practice in their sleep", and their minds are full of the law of conservation of energy, so that they can really "read while lying down".

3.？ Pets playing with ice attributes

"Cats are getting warmer and silkworms are getting colder." -Are you Tan Zhi?

Ice silkworm from Kunlun Mountain, originally a cute pet of a fat monk, was secretly taken away with a big gourd.

Ice silkworm is more exciting than Hui Jing-let ice silkworm bite him directly. Ice silkworm's cold poison is soaked in the meridians of Youtan, and combined with Yijin Channel, once a stroke, it will be cold.

Unfortunately, most people don't have this blessing, because ice silkworm is highly toxic, and ordinary people will die if they take a bite.

In contrast, Yang Guo's pet sculpture is a good deity for cooling down, with flapping wings, which is better than most electric fans.

4.？ Practice the martial arts of ice attribute.

Some martial arts have their own summer resort attributes, such as Zuo Lengchan's practice of ice qi (for fear that others don't know that they can practice summer resort martial arts, so they are directly written in their names), and there is an old man's mysterious palm.

Once you master this kind of martial arts, you can automatically adjust your body temperature and spend the dog days without fear.

Even if you haven't been trained to send and receive freely, you can clap hard, so that your left and right hands will be cold.

5.？ Make an ice friend.

I don't know the ice martial arts, so I can make a friend with ice properties, which is equivalent to having a small mobile refrigerator.

In the legendary swordsman, Xiang Wentian and Ling Huchong visit Dan Qingsheng in Meizhuang, West Lake, and Ling Huchong has a sharp mouth and wants to drink iced Turpan wine.

Dan Qingsheng called his good friend Heibaizi and made a mysterious gesture to turn a basin of water into a basin of ice, which is more efficient than a small refrigerator.

Two people drinking wine with ice, Dan Qing also asked:

"Second brother, did you touch the place where you didn't wash your hands? Why does this ice smell like cumin? "

So can enemies with ice properties. Ren Woxing, for example, can suck the ice from Zuo Lengchan with the star-sucking method, and it will cool to ice.

6.？ Have a partner with facial paralysis

People around you don't know martial arts. Don't think he's useless.

What if his words get cold?

In "Eternal Dragon Slayer", the martial arts of Zoroastrianism "Wu Sanren" is the strongest "Mr. Cold Face" (just listening to this name will make you feel good, similarly, you can also find a girlfriend with a cold name, such as Fan Bingbing and Li Bingbing).

This gentleman's hobby is smoking, drinking and perming his hair.

This modest brother is calm and cold.

If it's too hot, you'd better say:

"Tell everyone a joke."

? The gaze of Mr. Leng's face

In dog days like this, Mr. Leng had better start a talk show.

If you meet the Six Immortals in Gu Tao, you'd better stay as far away as possible-otherwise, you will be so angry that your whole body will be hot and dry, and your insides will burn, and they will also sprinkle Chili noodles on you.

7.？ Become the emperor's brother-in-law

What kind of person is the most versatile? The emperor, of course. If you are still related to the emperor, you can go to heaven.

Sour plum soup has been a good summer drink since ancient times, and it was improved by the imperial dining hall in the Qing Dynasty and became the royal drink of the court. It can be said that the most authentic sour plum soup in ancient times is the red jar of the royal family.

In Duke of Luyi, Wei Xiaobao can drink the chilled sour plum soup made by Qing Palace casually, because he has such a big brother-Emperor Kangxi. But the princess put antiperspirant in it, and the next minute Wei Xiaobao was tied up.

8.？ There is an old woman with big pleats.

The great emperor has sour plum soup, and the little grandmother has a big popsicle.

In "Eight Dragons", Tian Mu insisted on sending virtual bamboo into the palace, but it was not his own palace, but my school sister's Xixia Palace.

Was sent to the palace, not to a good place, but to the cold storage of Xixia Palace.

Then teach Xu Zhu how to make popsicles-Tianshan Osaka.

She told Xu Zhu: Grandma monopolized the cold drink business in 36 caves and 72 islands!

"Virtual bamboo, ice room cool? Is it very awesome? "

"grandma was born fierce, but ... the little monk is not spicy."

Grandma pouted, and the next night, she gave Xu Zhu a takeaway princess package.

"Hum, see if you are still hot this time?" Grandma is the person in charge of getting hot.

The heat, the little monk's heart, melted.

9.？ Listen to cool music

"Even if I have nothing, at least I have music with me."

This is not the cry of poor underground musicians, but the gospel of Ling Huchong.

In the legendary swordsman, Ling Huchong is suspected of killing his younger brother and stealing Xia Zi's Secret. Both his master and mother suspect him. Young and Hu Jianren ran away and were badly hurt.

It was at this time, in the cool and quiet bamboo lane, Ling Huchong heard the voice of a saint:

"It seems that the morning dew is dark and the petals are moist, and the breeze is low."

"It's like a clear spring slowly flowing through my body and slowly pouring into my limbs."

Ren Yingying's mantra of clearing the heart and promoting goodness belongs to the slow and moderate cooling type, which requires patient listening to achieve the effect of relieving summer heat.

10.？ Read the secret of calmness

Listening to music is a "spiritual summer resort", and so is reading.

When Duan Yu and Mu took the aphrodisiac, they were all hot and dry. Duan Yu gritted his teeth and read the Book of Changes to Mu, telling them to calm down.

Classic works can calm people down, but some martial arts secrets are chilling:

"Nine Yin Zhen Jing"-It's gloomy to hear the name, and it's more refreshing and sweatless to touch several people's heads.

"Sunflower Collection"-"If you want to practice magic, draw a knife from the palace". When you reach down and touch it, your heart will feel cold.

Fortunately, these classics have been lost.

The most chilling secret now is Xiong Taixing's "relationship strategy".

This is the strategy of warm in winter and cool in summer. In the long night of the ages, holding a paper lamp and looking at it, this is warmth;

When people are hot, they feel cold when they hear all kinds of pits in the workplace and sweat on their backs.

Xiong Taixing?

Insight into interpersonal relationship, columnist of App Relationship Raiders, and in-depth researcher of The Journey to the West. Former editor-in-chief of the magazine.