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Love is Not Blind

◆ "nowadays, little boys are so affectionate that they can't compete with their chests! This is a species that likes the new and hates the old. Are you worthy of yourself? " -"33 days of lovelorn love" quotations from Lao Wang ◆ "Go home and take a bath, have a good sleep, tidy yourself up, and don't make a school-age girl look like a foreign order." -"33 days of lovelorn love" quotations from Lao Wang◆ "You eat some meat! Don't look at this fat meat, but it is fat but not greasy, just like me, fat but not stupid. " -"33 days of lovelorn love" ◆ Our current relationship has turned out to be "irrelevant". It is not easy to wait, but it is easy to hurt. -"33 days of lovelorn love" ◆ How many clues will a person show before betraying his partner? No matter how clever this person is, he is skilled in walking back and forth between new love and old love, and there will always be a day when he can't keep up with the rhythm. If you betray a person, you will begin to doubt your own personality. ◆ I suddenly understood a truth. In this relationship, it turned out that we were evenly matched and all suffered a fiasco at the end. What I ruined was his dream about me. And what he owes me is a promised world. ◆ I am worthy of myself and that love. -"33 days of lovelorn love" Wang Xiaojian's quotations ◆ If it takes a month to stop the pain, stop asking him to look back all the time, and stop being flustered and trembling when thinking of his name, then I have successfully passed one-third of the road. -"33 days of lovelorn love" ◆ In my dream, even God told me through the voice-over, and I also took a wait-and-see attitude. -"33 days of lovelorn love" ◆ Over the years, the new clothes have faded and gone out of shape, but at least they are still there, while the new relationship has been put into the dye vat and dyed again until I can't recognize it anymore. ◆ I know that there are many good young people in the market. There must be one person who is humorous but not artificial, gentle and not salty and wet, and his appearance is not dignified, but he can hit my heart with a casual smile. There are so many freaks active in the vast sea of people, can't such a person exist? -"33 days of lovelorn love" ◆ Yes, many years ago, my affectation, my romance, my right time and place have all expired. More importantly, the person who was with me in those years actually chose to refund the ticket halfway. -33 days of lovelorn love

◆ I'm so flustered that I can't hold myself. I want to hit the wall, throw something, and scream. I open the phone's address book, and who I want to talk to, as long as it's a person, as long as I can respond. But there is no such person on the long contact list. This is also the evil result that I planted when I indulged in love. ◆ Usanar said something that I always thought was extremely mean but extremely accurate: nothing is dirtiest in the world than self-esteem. At this moment, I suddenly realized that even if I am dirty, I need this self-esteem to accompany me for the rest of my life. -"33 days of lovelorn love" ◆ Feelings are actually good feelings, which makes me miss each other so much. If you came to me at the beginning and played casually, it would be better than a lame movie when we broke up, and it would make people want to stay more. -"33 days of lovelorn love" ◆ Thank fate for letting us end like this. Don't feel sorry for me. I don't want your apologies. I don't want you to say that you owe me a lot. That's what I want. In a relationship, we love each other at the beginning, and at the end, we are enemies. You are unkind and unjust. I want you to know that we are always evenly matched. If one day, he no longer loves you, then it is wrong for you to be delicate and touching, and it is also wrong to be angry. It is wrong for you to breathe with him on the same earth. Maybe you can die for him? Ha, that's a mistake that made him swear when he came back at midnight. The changing life is inevitable, and everyone who wants to hide their ears is watching you with a camera. You see, good food and good wine will not stop serving just because you are lovelorn. Yes, toothache is unbearable, but it won't kill you either. -33 days of lovelorn love

◆ If it takes a month to stop the pain, stop begging him to turn around all the time, and stop being flustered and trembling when thinking of his name, then I have successfully walked one-third of the road. -"33 days of lovelorn love-Huang Xiaoxian" I know that somewhere in the world, there must be a more solemn and stirring where will you go, but at the moment, I, alone, have memories everywhere, so I am everywhere, and such a capital punishment is even more terrible. -"33 days of lovelorn love" ◆ I look at myself in the mirror. It's not just unkempt. To put it mildly, the person in the mirror is a drug-taking woman with poor looks. All over her body, only the bags under her eyes are still plump. I am completely depressed, really, the changing life is inevitable, and everyone who wants to hide their ears is watching you with a camera. -"33 days of lovelorn love" ◆ I want to run around the bar, I want to do a poll, I want to run to the middle-aged and elderly people who are wearing straight suits and drinking martinis, and ask them, are you still afraid now? Wearing tens of thousands of pieces of brand-name armor will protect you from harm? I want to ask those girls who are full of fragrance, whose eyes are erratic and their smiles show 28 small white teeth neatly. Now, are you still willing to let you wander around the hutong after a Beijing boy's bicycle? How can we evolve into today's invincible appearance? -33 days of lovelorn love

◆ I want to catch up with that car, and I have something to tell him. I'm going to ask him. I know what I did wrong. Can you wait for me for a while? I made you walk down step by step without dignity. In order to punish me, I am even willing to roll all the way to your feet and be on an equal footing with you from now on. Can you wait for me any longer? The road ahead is too dangerous. Of all the people in the world, only you are my partner who makes me feel safe. Please don't give up on me like this. Perhaps the most painful thing about lovelorn is not losing that person, but forgetting the past with that person. Suddenly I remembered a sentence: the story is just someone else's accident, and the reality is a person's life. "33 days of lovelorn love" ◆ When love was not a philistine, you occupied a whole past in my memory. First and only. Once vigorous; I thought he was your last man; I used to think that he was the one who accompanied you on the long road of life; Once smug, I thought I finally found him in the vast sea of people; I have overcome all difficulties and can finally be with him; I once fantasized about combining with him, fantasizing about having children with him, and even thinking about which kindergarten my children should go to; I once lost thirty pounds for him; Once gave up other opportunities for him; I once wanted to die with him; I was afraid that he would be taken away by other women; Once left a tooth mark on him; But now it's impossible to keep the original. You and he each have their own way to go in life. We have taken different paths. We once walked together for a while, so let's call it a day. 33 days of lovelorn classic short quotations: 1. Two hundred and fifty brains plus Lin Daiyu's heart is you. 2. Be a good school-age girl, and don't make a photo of two people like a foreign trade tail list (7 photos). 3. Buy a refrigerator, with a warranty period of three years. If you marry a person, you can guarantee that he will have no problems all his life. If something goes wrong, just fix it. 4. Stop on the way to work and block at the door after work. It's classical for you to write instead of answering your phone. 5. Even if you don't know the law, but you are still standing next to you panting, you are blind. 6. Your kindness is lost to your chest. 7. At this time and age, if you don't have depression or something, you are embarrassed to say hello to your friends. 8. In a relationship, we really fell in love with each other, and at the end, we really hated each other. 9. Some people have a side and a side. Some people have S-side and B-side ... 1. Although they wear high-grade cologne, they still smell like natural assholes. 11. Who can I show you a mouse pad face? 12. You have never even been born. Who are you qualified to complain about life? 13. Why are you so upset? It's just a loss of love.