Ask a cold joke to tell your girlfriend. It's cold enough.

One day, cabbage was walking in the street. Walking, he felt that the weather was getting hotter and hotter, so he took off his clothes. Pick it, pick it, the cabbage is gone.

match

One day, a match was walking in the street. Suddenly, his head felt itchy, so when he itched, the match disappeared.

Not suitable for children

One night, the father urged his 7-year-old son to sleep. ...

Dad: OK, go to sleep.

Son: But I want you to tell me a story.

Dad: Well, a long time ago, there was a frog …

Son: Dad, I want to hear science fiction stories.

Dad: OK, OK, a long time ago, there was a frog in outer space. ...

Son: Dad, I don't want science fiction stories. Say something limited.

Dad: Well, not so good. ...

Son: I don't want it, I just want you to say it!

Dad: OK, OK, but don't tell mom. ...

Son: snigger. All right.

Dad: Once upon a time, there was a frog with no clothes on. ...

funeral

At the funeral:

Grandson: Grandma, look, why is there water in Grandpa's body?

Grandma: Shh! Be quiet. Your grandfather died for the first time, so he was very nervous.