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Mother Bear is a troublesome fairy tale.
She threw the mirror out while crying. The mirror hit the wall and broke.
Papa bear took out his pipe, but his hands trembled a little. He lit it several times. However, Papa Bear's smile never flew away.
Father Bear said, "Hehehe, this is really big news. Your mother has become a little girl, hehe, now she is a little mother. I wonder what aphrodisiac your mother took. If I can find this medicine, I will take it! "
Xiong Haizi was frightened, and it seemed that an ant was crawling in his heart. Xiong Haizi said, "Dad, you can't be a little father. What should I do if you become a villain? Do I have an older child to play with two younger children? "
I don't know why, as soon as Father Bear made this joke, Xiong Haizi felt cold all over, as if this matter would really be unfortunately told by Father Bear.
"Ha ha ha, look at you, your face is white with fear!" Papa bear winked at Xiong Haizi.
Xiong Haizi argued: "What is there to be afraid of? I am not afraid! " But his voice, it sounds like it's shaking, like it's cut off by something.
Mother bear stopped crying, but her eyebrows were tightly knit: "What do you say? You see, the clothes can't be worn! "
Father Bear said, "Oh, this is a big problem. Please put on your original clothes first. " . Let the children go to Animal Town to buy you clothes! "
As soon as Mother Bear put on her clothes, Father Bear and Haizi Bear both laughed. You see, mother bear only wears a coat, and the hem of that coat has been dragging on the ground.
As soon as mother bear walks, her clothes sway like a big robe. Of course, it is more like a puppet doll.
Mother bear wants to drink water. She went to the table, stood on tiptoe and stretched out her arms, but she couldn't reach the thermos.
Mother bear screams, "I want to drink water!" " "She stamped her feet angrily.
Papa bear smiled and said, "You drink, and no one will stop you!" " "Oh, damn it, Father Bear immediately found that he had done something wrong, because Mother Bear had tears in her eyes. He forgot that Mother Bear had become a villain instead of taking care of him and Mother Bear in Xiong Haizi. Now, mother bear needs their care.
Father Bear said, "Hey, son, pour some water for mom!" " "
Xiong Haizi poured water for Mother Bear and found that the cup was too big. He holds a cup, just like a mother bear fed him medicine when he was a child. Now, he feeds her water.
Mother bear said happily, "It's still my son who is filial to me and loves me dearly."
Mother bear praised Xiong Haizi, and Xiong Haizi was very uncomfortable. Looking at such a small mother, he couldn't say the word "mother". Xiong Haizi turned to his father and said, "Dad is good, and he is good to his mother! He is just a little careless! "
Mother bear said discontentedly, "Who knows, it's time to test your father!" " "
Papa Bear smiled and said, "One hundred percent, one hundred percent, one hundred percent guarantees the quality of service. By the way, our little mother, would you like something to eat? "
Father bear bowed, as polite as a waiter in a Japanese restaurant.
Mother bear said softly, "well, I'm a little hungry!" " "
Papa bear took out a cake the size of an egg and handed it to Mama bear. Mother bear only took a few bites, then patted her belly and said, "Oh, I'm so full!" " "
Father Bear said, "Your stomach is like that of a pigeon. I think a few grains of rice are enough! " "
Mother bear's tears are about to come out again: "you, you, you laugh at me!" " "
Father Bear panicked: "No, no, if I laugh at you, I will say that your stomach is as small as a chicken, not a pigeon." How beautiful these pigeons are! "
Mother bear cries, laughs, is quiet and jumps, just like a little girl. She put purple flowers in her temples for a while, and then she didn't put them in her chest, so she couldn't be quiet for a moment.
Father Bear said, "Son, I think you should go to the animal town to buy clothes for your mother?"
Mother bear said happily, "OK, OK, I'll go!" " "
Yes, this is a very important thing. It's outrageous to let mom wear big clothes every day.
Mother bear took her own flowers and set off with Xiong Haizi.
Mother bear walks very slowly. After a few steps, she would shout, "Wait for me!" " "
Xiong Haizi thinks his mother walks too slowly. If he walked to the animal town like this, it would be dark, so he decided to carry his mother bear.
Walking, mother bear wants to come down. Because although she is young, she is a mother after all and always lets her children carry her. She's sorry, not to mention Xiong Haizi's face is sweaty.
Mother bear took a few steps, accidentally stepped on the hem of her dress and fell down with a bang. Mother bear sat on the ground and shouted angrily and painfully, "What a trouble! What a bother! I want to change back to the original appearance! " "
Xiong Haizi was about to help Mother Bear up. Suddenly, Mother Bear returned to her original appearance.
Mother bear stared at the purple flower and murmured, "Could it be that this flower has magical functions?"
"whoops! Mom, did you pick me out of the trash can? " Little polar bear Pumbaa came home from school and lay in bed crying.
At this time, the polar bear mother was about to go out. Hearing pengpeng's words, she was surprised and asked, "What makes you think so?"
"Little crow Jessica said! Whoops! "
"Silly boy! Jessica likes joking. Why take it seriously? Do your homework quickly ... "Mom said and went out.
As soon as mom left, pengpeng cried even more: "It seems that Jessica is right, and mom doesn't care about me at all! I really picked it up from the trash can ... "The bitter, the bitter, the bitter, the bitter, the bitter, the bitter, the bitter, the bitter, the bitter, the bitter, the bitter. Before leaving, he left a note for his mother: "Dear mother, thank you for raising me. Now I'm going to z! nɡ my real mother, Brown Bear. " . Bye, mom! "
Put down the pen and walked away. He thought that brown bears mostly lived in the jungle, so he decided to look for them in the jungle. When he came to the dense jungle, pengpeng saw a white rabbit and asked, "Hello, white rabbit! Do you know where the brown bear lives? "
I don't know. What do you want with Brown Bear? "Asked the little white rabbit.
"I'm a brown bear, and I'm here to find my real mother."
"Are you a brown bear?" The white rabbit of dènɡ stared at Pumbaa with wide eyes and said, "Your hair is all white. I think you should be a polar bear! "
"You don't have to comfort me, I have evidence. When I looked in the mirror at Little Brown Bear's house yesterday, I found that my hair had turned gray, so my biological mother must be a brown bear. " The bitter sadness was aroused again, and he bowed his head and walked on.
After a while, bitter fleabane bitter fleabane came to the stream (x: and). He saw an otter emerge from the water.
"Hello, otter! Do you know where the brown bear lives? "
I don't know. What do you want with Brown Bear? "Asked the otter.
"I'm a brown bear, and I'm here to find my real mother."
"Are you a brown bear?" The otter stared at Pumbaa and said, "Your hair is all white. I think you should be a polar bear! " "
"You don't have to comfort me. Yesterday, when I looked in the mirror at Zhuang Zhuang's house, I found that my hair had turned white, so my biological mother must be a brown bear. " Pengpeng lowered his head and walked on.
"Ah! Pumbaa! What are you doing? " At this moment, suddenly someone shouted. Pumbaa looked up and saw that it was a little brown bear.
"Zhuangzhuang, what brings you here? ! "Asked bitter fleabane bitter fleabane in surprise.
"Here is my grandmother's house, let me meet my grandmother. Why are you here? "
"oh! Jessica said that my mother picked me up from the trash can, and I saw in your mirror that my hair had turned gray, so I must be a brown bear. So, I'm here to find my real mother. "
"Ha ha ha!" After listening to pengpeng's words, Zhuang Zhuang laughed out of breath. Pengpeng was suddenly carried away by laughter.
"Ha ha-Jessica made fun of you again. Last time he said I picked it up! Besides, whoever looks in my mirror will be black. Father deliberately put the mirror in front of the window, where the light is strong, so that people will appear darker because of the backlight and the scattered light around them. Dad put the mirror there to show me that his hair is black and bright, giving me confidence. I didn't expect to lie to you! "
"What? ! "pengpeng was shocked when he heard this.
At this time, my mother's cry came from a distance: "bitter fleabane bitter fleabane!" " Where are you? Go home quickly! "
Pengpeng turned his head and ran in the direction of the voice: "Mom! I am here ... "
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