Humorous jokes on campus

Jokes have many meanings, and they are the profoundness of Chinese character culture in China. The word joke can sometimes be used as an idiom. Here, I have compiled a complete set of campus humor jokes for your reference!

Those people in those years, those things

When I was in high school, the canteen dripped rice, which was called a sturdy one. I chewed it in my mouth for a long time before I took off a grain of rice.

Finally, I couldn't help protesting to the chef in the canteen: I said, can your meal not be so hard?

Master: Do you think everyone loves soft meals as much as you do?

This man is loud and conspicuous? Am I angry? You just eat soft rice, no, you want soft rice, and no one wants to invite you to eat.

Evil in the dark

A young couple were sitting on a rumbling train together. When the train entered a long tunnel, it suddenly became dark in the carriage. The girl thought, what if this time? Thought of here, blushed. As expected, the young man's lips turned up, and with a long kiss, the girl fell into the ocean of happiness.

The sun shone in again, and the girl still blushed and whispered to her boyfriend, damn it, it's so cruel. ? Boyfriend froze,? What happened? What have I done? The girl exclaimed:? Didn't you just kiss me?

Funny essays from college entrance examination to college graduation

1. A college entrance examination student was caught cheating, and his cellmate asked him how he got in.

The child replied:? You may not believe it, but I was admitted here. ?

2. What should high school students not sigh? As soon as I graduate, it is estimated that this class will not get together. I tell you, in college, you can't get together in class.

3. Sleep in the dormitory.

Answer: Give me a woman and I can create a country.

I believe! Give you a dog and you can create a race.

C said simply: You must not be a city zoo in the future, or you can create a world of Warcraft.

4. It happened that my friend came over, took a look at me and said, You seem to have grown taller recently. He thought for a moment. No, should I be short?

? Sister Ni, I'd rather be short than tall. ?

At the class reunion, everyone chatted happily and asked the monitor what he was doing now. The monitor proudly said: Jewelry business!

Everyone admires him very much. His wife slapped him: selling pigs, what jewelry business!

The monitor is sad: isn't the pig a baby pig? Why can't we talk about pig treasure business?

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