What are some short children's jokes?

1, Bing Bing: "What bad luck! I ate a duck egg in the arithmetic exam, my grandfather called me a little bastard, my mother called me a big idiot, or my father simply? " Ding Ding: "He didn't scold you?" Bingbing: "He told me to get out at once!" "

Three children bragged about their grandfather by the river.

A said: My grandfather is a good swimmer and can dive 10 minutes!

B said: My grandfather is the best. Once he dived in the water for 20 minutes, and no one could match him!

C said: even your grandfather can't. My grandfather dived from here twenty years ago and hasn't come up yet!

3. Why is the mouse in the cartoon Tom and Jerry more powerful than the cat?

A: This mouse must have eaten spinach. (Popeye's blood splashes three feet? ) Because this cartoon was written by a mouse. (the cat's blood splashes three feet? )

4. Why do you say "the tiger's ass can't be touched"? Answer: because touching the tiger's ass, the tail will throw people's hands to the ground, which is very painful. Tiger's ass is too big. Touching the tiger's ass is uncivilized behavior. (the world has its own meaning? )