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I beg you for the lyrics of "Cure a Cold" by Qizhi Dingbing, urgently needed! ! !

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[ti:Cure a cold]

[by: handsome Brother (ancestor)]

[00:00.28]Everyone is here

[00:01.87]Introduce yourself

[00:03.79]I He is a well-known doctor here

[00:07.05]Why am I so famous

[00:09.26]Because I am different from other doctors

[00:11.44]I think most about patients

[00:13.14]Patients who come to see me

[00:15.13]Walking in and crawling out

[00:17.06]Oh, that’s wrong

[00:19.67]Climbing in

[00:20.64]Walking out

[00:22.02]Let’s start seeing a doctor

[00:23.56]Call one by one to come in

[00:25.25]The cataract number 1 named Bai

[00:30.21]Stomach bleeding from No. 2 named Wei

[00:35.67]Psoriasis from No. 3 named Niu

[00:39.49]You three come first

p>

[00:41.84]Doctor, I...I...

[00:45.32]What is your number? I will be the next batch on the 4th

[00:48.04] Next~Hey, why am I so unlucky?

[00:52.16]It doesn’t matter what happens, it’s my turn

[00:54.01]It’s all the next batch< /p>

[00:55.57]Our unit was promoted not long ago

[00:57.35]A cadre who came to my place is the next batch I will retire in the next batch

[01:02.80]Introduce yourself. My last name is Shan

[01:05.83]It is the single character

[ 01:08.69]Putting all the surnames in Li Nianshan

[01:10.93]The country’s country’s auspiciousness and snow’s auspiciousness

[01:13.41]My name is Shan Guorui

[01:15.52]I haven’t been feeling well these past two days

[01:17.40]Maybe I have a cold

[01:18.82]Come to a famous doctor to have a look< /p>

[01:20.46]I heard that this doctor

[01:21.43]is particularly responsible for patients

[01:23.21]You should call me next Called

[01:25.33]Coming, coming...

[01:35.24]It looks sick at first sight

[01:35.94] If you are not sick, don’t come here

[01:37.85]The next person is wheezing

[01:42.02]Who is called wheezing

[01: 48.72]Which uneducated parents are these?

[01:50.97]Given such an unpleasant name

[01:53.84]Look at it with only one breath left

[01:56.11]I still don’t agree...

[01:58.87]If you don’t agree, I’ll get off work

[02:00.92]Hey, where’s me, doctor< /p>

[02:02.22]Oh, there is another one here. What’s your number?

[02:04.18] On the 4th, you said my next batch...

[02 :07.53]You are just panting

[02:10.38]I asked Shan Guorui to look more clearly

[02:15.21]Oh, Shan Guorui

< p>[02:16.57]What are you looking at?

[02:19.22]Shan Guorui looks like he is panting

[02:21.55]Shan Guorui is not feeling well.

[02:24.57]I just have a cough and asthma

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[02:26.71]It’s not just breathing alone

[02:29.71]Doctor, I heard that the conditions here are very good

[02:34.53]

[02:34.66]Why is there nothing

[02:37.47]Single breath to Shan Guorui

[02:40.89]What do you think your disease is?

[02:45.62]I guess I am...

[02:48.25]Is this an estimate?

[02:50.07]I guess I am I have a cold

[02:52.89]You are very smart

[02:54.84]You say a cold is a cold

[02:57.50]That’s more What am I doing

[03:00.12]You are talking to a famous doctor now

[03:02.74]Anyone come to my famous doctor

[03:05.17 ]Everything needs to be checked again

[03:06.43]Doctor check it out

[03:08.07]Don’t talk so much nonsense

[03:09.47] Mouth Open up

[03:10.85]A little higher

[03:15.70]A little higher

[03:20.03]Doctor, you are here It’s not a hospital

[03:28.75]It’s a conservatory, right?

[03:31.62]What are you talking about?

[03:32.90]I heard such a high pitch Can you sing up?

[03:35.52]Who asked you to sing up?

[03:37.03]I asked you to raise your chin

[03:39.18]I can’t see

[03:39.91]Please make it clear

[03:41.24]Come on

[03 :41.92]Ah~~

[03:45.79]No wonder you sound so ugly

[03:47.57]Something is wrong here

[03 :49.70]This ceiling is a bit moldy

[03:55.44]Doctor

[03:56.58]You are indeed not a conservatory here

[03 :58.95]You are engaged in decoration

[04:01.98]You have said it twice

[04:03.52]Then you are talking about me

< p>[04:05.12]Why is there a ceiling?

[04:06.89]Everyone who comes here to see a doctor is called the ceiling

[04:08.73]Oh, yes, I am a doctor

[04:10.79]I didn’t know this was called the palate

[04:14.30]I’m afraid you wouldn’t understand what I said about the palate

[04: 17.90]I know what level of education you have

[04:20.18]No matter how low my education level is

[04:22.13]I won’t lose my temper by running here< /p>

[04:25.33]Come, come, come

[04:25.79]The tongue sticks out

[04:26.85]There is moss on it

< p>[04:29.80]Does it usually rain inside?

[04:33.12]Does it usually rain heavily outside?

[04:35.87]It rains lightly here

[04:37.84]I just thought that my head is a colander

[04:39.75] It should be closed

[04:41.71]It is already closed The air leak has been dead for a long time

[04:44.51]Let everyone see the green tongue coating on it

[04:47.17]Why do I hear it is for the whole house

[04:47.17] p>

[04:51.76]What I mean is a long tongue coating

[04:53.66]Tongue coating is called moss

[04:55.13]Remember it is called tongue coating< /p>

[04:57.

43]The tongue coating is up to you

[04:59.69]How about the tongue coating?

[05:01.62]This person is annoying

[05 :03.84]I see a doctor or you see a doctor

[05:06.50]I have one sentence and he has a hundred sentences

[05:09.37]This person is not in good health

[05:06.50] p>

[05:10.76]You are very eloquent

[05:12.62]You are a pyramid schemer

[05:15.90]Don’t see a doctor Just pay the money

[05:21.97]Hey doctor, what's wrong with me

[05:27.60]I'll tell you after you pay the money

[ 05:30.18]How much should I pay, doctor?

[05:35.37]Oh, don’t pay too much

[05:38.24]Please pay one thousand first

< p>[05:40.46]It takes a thousand dollars to know what my disease is

[05:43.70]What’s wrong with a thousand dollars? What’s wrong with a thousand dollars

[05:45.25]You What a fuss

[05:46.59]One thousand yuan is definitely not enough

[05:48.12]One thousand yuan is not enough

[05:49.67 ]At first glance, it might be an infection

[05:52.64]How old are you

[05:54.37]What kind of category do you belong to?

< p>[05:57.06]He turned blue and his eyes were dull

[06:00.83]My pupils were dilated and I screamed a moo--

[06:06.11]Moo hard--recently How about eating grass

[06:09.04]Eating grass has not been good recently

[06:11.30]Only eating half a bale of grass in one meal

[06 :13.81]I suspect you are infected with mad cow disease

[06:19.33]I suspect you are a veterinarian

[06:21.21]Who is a veterinarian? You are a veterinarian

[06:23.19]I didn’t eat mad beef at all

[06:24.52]How could I get mad cow disease

[06:26.33]Okay, okay, okay, I’ll say it again and again

[06:28.93]As a doctor, I consider my patients the most

[06:31.67]If you don’t want to check, you don’t have to do it

[06: 34.62]But don’t blame me if you go crazy in the future

[06:39.04]You will be mad if you go crazy

[06:42.94]Stand back and check again

< p>[06:45.63]Many patients just don’t cooperate with the doctor

[06:48.58]Does it hurt or not? Doctor

[06:51.84]Think clearly before answering

[06:53.91]This is to see a doctor, not to buy groceries. Does it hurt here?

[06:57.39]It’s impossible if it doesn’t hurt.

[07:00.02]Here It shouldn’t hurt here

[07:02.63]Does it hurt here? Doctor

[07:06.58]It shouldn’t hurt here

[07:09.57] This problem is very complicated, bend down

[07:12.67]Does it hurt here?

[07:15.28]Doctor

[07:16.74]You Should it hurt or shouldn’t it?

[07:21.10]What words

[07:24.98]I said it hurt but you said it shouldn’t hurt

[07:27.29]I said it doesn’t hurt but you said it should hurt

[07:29.51]Tell me the truth whether it hurts

[07:31.70]Tell the truth. It doesn’t hurt, but it hurts me if you pinch me

[07:35.32]Just pay me

[07:37.82]Hey, doctor, when will I pay again

[07:41.19]You haven’t paid a penny since you saw the doctor.

[07:45.23]I have an explanation for paying the money

[07:47.10]Of course I have an explanation, don’t get me wrong

[07:49.91] I am a famous doctor and I am responsible for you

[07:52.23]Go to another doctor

[07:53.56]No one is as responsible as me

[07:55.01]This is called the elimination method

[07:56.31]It eliminates all the diseases you may have

[07:58.30]There are only Have you caught a cold?

[08:01.68]The cold is still there

[08:03.71]But my money has not ruled it out

[08:06.06 ]What this person thinks about is money

[08:07.82]Hey in your life

[08:08.68]What is the most important? What is the most important

[08 :10.57]Money can’t buy health

[08:12.69]Body

[08:14.16]Who is most responsible for your health in this world and who is responsible for me

[08:16.92]Doctors are the most responsible

[08:18.57]Doctor

[08:19.17]What are you doing making so much money in your life

< p>[08:21.59]What do you do with so much money

[08:22.55]Isn’t it just to see a doctor?

[08:24.01]Isn’t it just to see...I Earn money for him all your life

[08:27.72]Did you see it

[08:28.38]What does it mean to make money for me is to make money for yourself

[08:29.73]Doctor, I beg you, please look after me

[08:30.65]Our whole family sells iron to give you a plaque

[08:33.92]High School Six Six feet wide and square

[08:37.67]Hang four big characters on the door of your house

[08:40.22]Is it good for Tie Tuo to reincarnate?

[ 08:42.78]Haha...you have to wait for someone to be reincarnated

[08:46.74]Tie Tuo's reincarnation and the miracle doctor said that you have a good vision...

[08:50.58]That's not right

[08:51.54]I remember Tie Tuo seems to be from Yugoslavia

[08:55.22]It’s Hua Tuo

[08:58.53]You compare Hua Tuo is much stronger than you

[09:02.47]What do you mean

[09:04.04]Wouldn’t it be better if you prescribe me some cold medicine

[09:06.14]Forget it, this person is too rare

[09:08.54]He is so broke and doesn’t take care of our business people

[09:11.91]Like this Get the order to get the medicine

[09:14.05]The prescription was given to me so quickly

[09:16.37]Everything is copied

[09:24.86]This is obviously mad cow disease, have you seen it?

[09:29.50]Doctor, you really deserve to be a miracle doctor. That’s it

[09:33.42]I just have a cold. You prescribed more than 500 medicines for me

[09:35.43]That’s right

[09:37.41]Other doctors prescribe based on pills

< p>[09:39.00]You weigh it for me

[09:42.47]I guess I won’t be able to eat it all while I’m alive

[09:45.22]I’m going to launch our attack The whole family came to eat

[09:47.98]The children and grandchildren ate it

[09:49.12]Eating until the twenty-eighth century

[09 :50.97]I don’t believe I can’t finish it

[09:53.18]Well, this is called Yu Gong taking medicine

[09:56.49]I can understand this, doctor

p>

[09:58.81]Why do you think it was opened for me inside?

A pressure cooker

[10:02.46] Do you think I should steam it or sit in it?

[10:06.69]Why don’t you have any social common sense

< p>[10:10.74]Isn’t a pressure cooker for cooking?

[10:12.57]We have a bunch of cooking pots at home

[10:15.01]You have a cold It’s not an ordinary cold

[10:16.94]What kind of cold do I have?

[10:17.96]You have an imported cold

[10:19.19]I It’s mad cow disease again

[10:20.38]What? You are sick from the mouth. You are a viral cold

[10:23.07]I’m worried that you will infect other people in your family< /p>

[10:24.02]So you must use separate things for eating in the future

[10:28.45]By the way, I will get you a separate pair of bowls and chopsticks

[10:30.98]Don’t say goodbye, I’ll just eat it from the pot

[10:34.87]A little saving is a little wise

[10:37.21]Doctor, you How to open this

[10:39.19]Eighteen baskets of penicillin

[10:41.61]I don’t think I can finish it even if I am beaten to a stopper

[10:45.78]Don’t take it all at once and wait until you feel better again

[10:48.84]A mobile phone

[10:50.93]In case you take the wrong medicine

[10:52.29]It’s too late to call me right away

[10:54.58]But how did you drive me a motorcycle in the end

[10:57.44]How can you take back such a large amount of stuff?

[11:03.40]You have to rely on motorcycles to transport it. You are pretty good.

[11: 07.87]What's wrong

[11:10.48]Those three people who came in front

[11:12.68]I drove a Santana for him each