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Christmas English handwritten newspaper?

On December 25th every year. The Mass is a liturgy of the Church. Christmas is a religious festival, because it is celebrated as the birthday of Jesus, hence the name "Christmas". I have compiled some handwritten Christmas newspaper materials in English for you, I hope you like them.

Christmas English introduction:

Christmas Day

Christmas is a joyful religious holiday when Christians celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. To people all over the world, Christmas is a season of giving and receiving presents. In some European countries, Father Christmas, or Saint Claus, comes into houses in the night and leaves gifts for the children. Saint Nicholas

is represented as a kindly man with a red cloak and long white beard.

Most children believe that Santa Claus lives at the North Pole. All year he lists the names of children, both those who have been good and those who have been bad. He decides what presents to give to the good children. Each child hung a stocking, or sock, over the fireplace. Santa entered down the chimney and

left candy and presents inside the socks for the children. On the morning of Christmas day. Each child can't wait to open his or her eyes to see what Santa has left in the stocking.

Christmas Cards

Another important custom of Christmas is to send and receive Christmas cards, which are meant to help express the sentiment of the season. Americans begin sending Christmas cards early in December to friends, acquaintances, and co-workers. The post office advises customers to mail early in the season and avoid the Christmas rush. Some people heed the advice; others wait until the last mi

nute and then are upset when their loved ones have not received the greeting card or the present which they sent.

Christmas English Joke: Blackmailing the Christmas Tree***Chinese-English***

A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.

A boy begs his father if he can prepare a Christmas tree for the family this year

Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it."

Every year the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for a tree." Money. "***This dad is definitely not a Christian, and he is also very stingy***

But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining, he picks up his ax one day and heads out of the house.

But the little boy kept praying without giving up. Finally one day, his father was so tortured by his pleading that he picked up an ax and rushed out of the house.

Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks.

Thirty minutes later, his father brought a An oversized Christmas tree is back in Canada. His son asked: "How did you cut it down so fast?"

"I didn't cut it down," the father replied.

His father replied: "I didn't cut it down." "Chopped it"

"I got it at a tree lot."

"I got it from a Christmas tree sales center"

"Then why did you bring an ax?"

"Why did you bring an ax?"

"Because I didn't want to pay."

"Because I don't want to pay"*** I dare this dad to blackmail***

May this auspicious Christmas, bring in loads of joy and success in your life. I wish you a very happy journey of life . May you get all you desire. Merry Christmas.

May this auspicious Christmas bring you success and happiness. May you have a very beautiful life and all your wishes come true. Merry Christmas.

With faith, courage and hope, every dream is achievable. If you dream, dream to succeed. May this Christmas, God bless you with determination, honesty and happiness. I wish you a Merry Christmas.

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I sincerely wish all your dreams come true. If you have a dream, the dream will come true. On this wonderful occasion of Christmas, God bless you for your joy, your sincerity, and your courage. And I wish you a Merry Christmas.

On Christmas, may you be blessed with a heart that only knows to love. May baby Jesus teach you to pass your blessings to all those around you. May you have a blessed Christmas.