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Who asked me to tell him a joke? What do you want to tell him?

1: One day, Mosquito and Mantis went to peek at a woman's bath. Mosquito said proudly, Look, I stung her chest twice ten years ago, and now it's so swollen. Mantis said unconvinced, what's the matter? I chopped a knife between her legs ten years ago, and it's still bleeding every month ... 2: Kangaroo and frog went to fuck chickens, and Kangaroo did it three times and two times, only listening to the frog next door all night. One, two, three. Hey! The bag sd mouse is so envious. The next day, the kangaroo said, "Wow! ~ ~ Brother Frog, you are great! 。” The frog said, "fuck, I didn't jump into bed all night!" ~ ~ "3: An elephant asked the camel," Why do your boobs grow on your back? " The camel said, "Stay away, I don't talk to things with dicks on my face!" " The snake laughed wildly after listening to the conversation between the elephant and the camel. The elephant turned to the snake and said, "Laugh! You have a face on your penis, you are not qualified! " 4. A poor scholar worked hard to study, so he wrote a couplet in front of his door to encourage himself. The first couplet reads:' Sleeping in a thatched cottage and closing the door to play the word', the second couplet reads:' Lying on your feet and making the flute sound', and the second couplet reads:' Willing to obey your destiny'. One day, a man from Henan passed by and was curious when he saw this couplet. He read it aloud in his hometown dialect:' Who fucked my ass?',' I told him to make it hurt' ... Yo, there are horizontal comments! But this time he read it backwards:' Do it again tomorrow!' "5. Kindergarten female teachers lead students to swim, accidentally revealing an X hair, a student asked the teacher, what is that? The female teacher pulled it out with a cruel heart and said that it was a thread! 6. The little girl always shows off her new toys to the little boy. The little boy has no choice but to take off his pants and say that you will never have this! The girl also took off her pants and said that my mother said that as long as you have this, you can have as many things as you want! 7: A row of girls were waiting for guests on the street. An 8-year-old woman saw them and asked curiously, What are you waiting for? * The woman said angrily: Wait for the lollipop! The old woman queued up to join the team and waited for sugar. As a result, mop.com caught her. mop.com asked the old woman: Can you do without teeth? The old woman smiled and said, I can lick it! ! ! 8. The driver sent the leader to the literary evening, and the leader entered the venue. The driver was stopped by the security guard. The driver said that I was a system with the leader. The security guard said: Chicken X and eggs are also a system. Chicken X went in, but can eggs go in?