Jokes about the weather

First, how do you know that you are hot and cold and love to catch a cold, windy and rainy? Today I'm going to talk about the weather and forecast:

I have predicted with you yesterday that most of our areas will be sunny! Today's weather is fine, but don't forget an old saying, it's called "the weather is unpredictable". Well, in the blink of an eye, dark clouds are gathering, and a thunder flashes across, so it can rain.

It is small before the rain and then big, and the south wind turns to the northwest wind 7-8. This poor Mao Mao rain is blowing today, tomorrow and next Friday with the howling northwest wind. At this time, you will feel cold. How cold is it? It's so cold that you have to fart to dry your hands.

I miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow morning. I expect to miss you continuously in the afternoon. Affected by this low mood, it will become a big dream at night, and the mood will be reduced by five degrees. It is expected that this weather will last until I see you.

Tomorrow night, RMB and GBP will appear in a large area, USD may appear in the southeast, and even gold nuggets will appear in some areas. Remind you to put on your helmet and sack, and get ready to make a fortune! !

Within 48 hours, you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy glow, happy cloud, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail and happy flash.

Extended data:

Weather forecast or meteorological forecast is to use modern science and technology to predict the state of the earth's atmosphere in a certain place in the future. Since prehistoric times, human beings have begun to predict the weather and arrange their work and life accordingly (such as agricultural production and military operations). Today's weather forecast mainly uses the collection of a large number of data (temperature, humidity, wind direction and speed, air pressure, etc. ), and then use the current understanding of atmospheric processes (meteorology) to determine future air changes. Because of the chaos of the atmospheric process and the fact that science has not fully understood the atmospheric process today, there will always be some errors in the weather forecast.