Please briefly introduce the classic martial arts content and classic dialogue. Jin Yong and Gu Long ... can do it.

"Jiangshan has talented people, and a generation of new people changes old people."

This is a common saying and an old saying, but vulgar and old words are usually very reasonable, otherwise these words would not be so old and vulgar.

Especially in the rivers and lakes where there is never a calm day, heroes come forth in large numbers. Turbulent times are the easiest to create heroes, all kinds of heroes, including good heroes, evil heroes, famous heroes, unknown heroes, successful heroes and failed heroes.

There are often many wonderful and interesting coincidences in life. Great painters often have bad eyes, and great musicians often have bad ears.

Many people think that men fart, probably because they have never seen women fart.

In fact, of course, women fart.

The physiological structure of women is no different from that of men. When she wants to fart, she may not be able to stand it, because some farts, like the swords of bloody people, come without a trace and cannot be prevented.

But there are many things in the world that are unfair. It doesn't matter much where a person is and how much he farts.

If a woman farts in public, it's a big deal. Legend has it that there was once a woman who hanged herself with a rope because she farted in public.

This kind of thing doesn't happen very often, but you can't help believing it.

If a girl is willing to say her name in front of a strange man, at least it means that she doesn't hate this man.

When a girl says that she wants to make you angry, it often means that she likes you very much.

"Others say that people who are afraid of their wives will get rich, but I am still poor. What is this for? "

"Maybe I'm not afraid enough."

"How can you be afraid of getting rich? I really want to learn. "

"Then you have to learn' three obedience and four virtues'."

"Men also pay attention to three obedience and four virtues?"

"Now I have gradually begun to pay attention, and I will definitely pay more attention in the future."

"Tell me quickly."

"The wife's orders should be obeyed, and the wife's truth should be followed blindly. No matter where your wife goes, you must follow. "

"So this is called three obedience and four virtues?"

"You must be willing to spend money for your wife. You must know what your wife means. You must put up with your wife's anger. If your wife hits you, you have to hide as far away as possible. "

"Now I finally know how those millionaires came from."

"But men don't have to be afraid of their wives to be rich."

"Is there any other way?"

"There is a way."

"What kind?"

"No wife."

A woman wants to beat her husband, even the emperor Lao Tzu can't persuade her.

No matter how good it is to hide weapons, at least you can hide them. Women can't even hide their tears. No matter how good hidden weapons is, he can only punch a few holes in you at most. Women's tears will break your heart.

Even if you make a hole in someone's head with something like this, that person may even thank you with a smile-what else can have such great magic besides silver? The husband is over forty, but the wife is still very young.

So my husband is a little afraid of his wife.

Some things happen to others, that is, jokes are farce. If it happened to me, it would be a tragedy.

Girls who know martial arts or girls who don't know martial arts always like to scratch others' faces when they fight.

Sometimes, women, like cats, are naturally fond of catching people and using their nails as weapons.

Maybe women will become more ruthless when dealing with women.

Two women are not necessarily cute. The only thing a person can do is to stand still. It would be wiser if he could suddenly become deaf and blind.

An honest woman is not necessarily lovely, and a lovely woman is not necessarily honest.

Some people say that dogs and horses are the most loyal friends of mankind. In fact, they just have a dependence on people. They would rather be slaves than live independently.

What women are best at is bullying honest people and good people.

The nicer you are to some women, the more she wants to bully you. You are fierce, she is honest.

How will a person react when he hears that he is poisoned?

Different people have different reactions.

Some people will tremble with fear, look pale and even can't call for help.

Some people will immediately kneel down, call for help and beg for mercy.

Some people will be so nervous that they will vomit, even if they eat overnight.

Some people are not nervous at all. They just doubt, sneer, and use words to test.

Some people don't even bother to say a word, just rush over and start work, whether it's real poisoning or fake poisoning, and beat you half to death before saying anything else.

But some people have no response at all, or even no response at all.

So you can't tell whether he believes it or not? Still don't believe it? Is it panic? Still angry?

This kind of person is certainly the most difficult to deal with.

People make mistakes most easily only in front of their closest friends.

Because only at this time will his mood be completely relaxed, not only forgetting to warn others, but also forgetting to warn himself.

Especially in front of the lover, every man will easily forget everything and even become a child.

When a person gets along with his closest friends, he often feels a bleak loneliness.

But that's not really bleak, really lonely.

It's just a strange feeling about life. Only when a person accepts the most beautiful state will he feel this way.

That kind of artistic conception is also the same as "thinking about heaven and crying alone."

That's not sadness, not loneliness.

That's just beauty!

Fascinating beauty, fascinating beauty.

If a person has never experienced this artistic conception, his life is really lonely.

The girls are great, really great.

If you force her to ask a question, she won't say it or say it.

She may tell you if you don't ask.

People who don't want to die usually don't want others to die.

The other side of this sentence is equally true.

If you want to kill someone, you have to be prepared to be killed!

If a person wants to climb up, he has to endure hardships and sweat. But when he climbs up, he will find that no matter how much he suffers and sweats, it is worth it.

It's much easier to jump.

It's easy to jump from anywhere, and the feeling of falling usually has a guilty pleasure.

He won't regret it until he falls. Because it is likely to be a swamp, a trap, or even a big pit.

At that time, he not only ate a lot, but also sweated a lot, and sometimes even bled!

When a person is at a height, he always sees farther and more clearly, but when he begins to fall, he often becomes unable to see anything clearly.

There are many kinds of people, but most of them belong to the same kind.

Everything such a person does seems to be expected-expected by others and expected by himself.

They work at sunrise and rest at sunset.

They work and then wait for the harvest.

They will never have too much happiness or too much pain. They live an ordinary life, rarely causing surprises and being envied by others, but they are indispensable to this world.

He not only likes to laugh at himself, but also likes to listen to others and watch others laugh. Because he always thinks that laughter can not only make him happy, but also make others happy.

Even the ugliest person, with a heartfelt smile, will look radiant and lovely.

Even the most beautiful music in the world is not as inspiring as sincere laughter.

Love is the most elusive.

Sometimes painful, sometimes sweet, sometimes happy, sometimes sad.

The most painful person may become happy because of love. The happiest people may also become extremely painful because of love.

This is the mystery of love.

Only true friendship will always be clear and exist forever.

Everyone has done stupid things and sweet things at least once or twice in his life.

This kind of thing may not bring him any benefits, at least it can leave him a warm past that he can recall when he is lonely in his later years.

In the cold winter of my later years, how can I survive the long winter without one or two such memories?

Then he may feel that his life has been in vain.

A couple strolled in the sunset sky at dusk. The old man wears a funny jute crown on his head, but he looks solemn and serious.

His wife walked beside him silently, looking smooth and satisfied, because she gave her life to her husband and regained her stability and happiness.

They walked quietly, unwilling to be scratched by others or others.

Every time I see such an old couple, he has an indescribable feeling in his heart.

Because he never knows whether he will have a partner who can snuggle up for life when he is old.

Some people are like meteors, even if they meet for a moment, there will be dazzling sparks.

Although the spark sometimes goes out, its sudden impact and vibration will never be forgotten, and sometimes it can even make you suffer for life.

Sometimes it can even destroy you.

He went straight ahead.

He suddenly found a clear running water in front of him, blocking his way.

There is a moon in the sky and a moon in the water.

He suddenly felt that there were some things in the world, just like the moon in the water.

There is a moon in the water, you can see it clearly, but when you want to catch it, you not only catch it empty, but also fall into the water.

Maybe even drown.

The only thing that wine is better than water is that it never makes people too sober.

The most verbose human being must be a woman. The most wordy woman must be an old woman.

There is no doubt that this truth is true.

No matter who she is, no matter how tall she is, no matter how mysterious and terrible she is!

But an old woman is an old woman.

Perhaps the greatest misfortune of a man is that when you are obviously in a hurry, you meet an old woman and ask you some puzzling words repeatedly, but you still have to answer.

Life! Money! Love! Freedom! Honor!

These are the most precious and important things in life, and their importance is arranged in this order-at least many people do.

Who says men are fickle? Who says men have a heart of stone?

If a woman is hard-hearted, she can hardly knock into a nail.

Does god cry, too?

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You can say that there is no God in the world, but you can't say that God never cries. Because God has feelings. People who have no feelings can't be gods or people.

Nothing is absolute in the world, but is "time" an exception? In some people's feelings, the day seems to pass quickly. Because they are happy and diligent, they know how to enjoy their work and use their leisure time, so they will never find time difficult.

In other people's feelings, it seems that day by day will never end. Because they are sad, because they are miserable, because they have nothing to do, they feel that the days are like years. But no matter what people think, one day is one day, and one month is one month.

Only time in the world will never change because of anyone or anything, but it can change many things, even everything.

Happiness is not absolute. Happiness in your eyes may be misfortune in the eyes of others.

Who knows where heaven is?

Who knows what kind of place heaven is?

Who knows how to get to heaven?

Nobody!

But as long as your heart is quiet and happy, there is a paradise on earth, right in front of your eyes and in your heart. Those who hold a grudge will never see heaven.

Anger, jealousy, hatred and loneliness, regardless of any of these feelings, are enough to torture a person to death.

"Love is a sacrifice, not a possession."

Understand this truth, is a real woman.

Because this is the gentlest and greatest part of a woman. It is precisely because there are such women in the world that human beings can make continuous progress and survive forever!

But the world is changing every day, and people's ideas are changing every day. The ideas of the previous generation are always far from those of the next generation.

If a person lives in a place where his abilities and talents can't be exerted at all, he will gradually become depressed, and even if he can live, he will be almost dead.

No one in the world can fully understand another person, whether it is husband and wife, brother or friend, not to mention that women are not understood.

-"Chu Liuxiang Peach Blossom Legend"

The word "goodbye" is very simple, but its meaning is often complicated. Sometimes it says "I really want to meet again". Sometimes it means "meet again soon" and sometimes it means "never meet again" Only one thing will not change-when you say these two words, it is either when you want to leave yourself or when you want others to leave.

There is a girl in this world who looks cuter than a kitten at ordinary times, but whenever something is wrong, she will show her claws, not only scratch your skin, but also won't blink even if you are caught alive.

Many people in this world drink and many people don't drink. Some people don't drink because they don't like it, don't want to drink it, are unhappy and don't want to drink it at all.

Some people don't drink because they dare not. After drinking, you will get sick, get rubella, be blamed by friends and relatives, be scolded by your wife, and even hit your head against a stone.

These things are very unpleasant. Woke up the next day will regret, will gradually give up drinking.

Being nosy is not a bad thing. People who can meddle are usually capable people, but if they meddle too much, sometimes they will harm others and themselves.

Does a flower have a sound when it blooms? Can anyone recognize what that sound is?

Is there any sound when the flowers fall?

Flowers fall silently, heartbroken silently.

The sound seems to be silent, and silence is not sound, but usually no one can hear it clearly.

Zen is ruthless, Zen is unreasonable, and Zen is not Zen. Zen is Zen, and neither sword nor sword.

When reaching a certain level, either Zen or Zen can make people realize the Tao, and either sword or sword can stab people in an instant.

Flowers bloom and fall. When there are flowers, you should know when there are flowers, because flowers are flowers, and since they cannot bloom, they cannot fall.

Just like us, if we want to get drunk, we must get drunk, die, and die.

Flowers bloom and fall, and people gather and disperse, all of which are helpless.

People in the Jianghu are like flowers. It is often involuntary opening and falling, gathering and dispersing.

Although the moment is short, at a wonderful moment, a person will suddenly turn into eternal fly ash, and falling flowers will also turn into fragrant mud.

Sleeping in the car, waking up, has been to another place, perhaps a strange place he has never been to, and this feeling is also very interesting.

Riding and sleeping are both a waste of time and boring, but after such a mixture, it becomes interesting.

There are many such things in the world. Many unpleasant things in life are inevitable, but a person who really knows how to enjoy life will always try to change it.

A prodigal son living in the end of the world may still have the blood of the enemy on his blade. Suddenly, he saw that his daughter had grown so big, so pure and lovely. How could he have the heart to make her suffer for life in order to remember him? How can he reach out his hand?

This is love? Still ruthless? What's wrong with making people feel heartless?

A wandering person, who can understand his inner loneliness and loneliness?

Why doesn't he want others to know him?

You see, this river runs all day, even if someone throws two thousand gold, it will only splash. When the splash disappeared, the river remained the same, as if nothing had happened. Whether you put in 22 thousand gold or 100 kilograms of scrap iron, the result is the same.

There may be few people in this world who associate the desert with the ocean.

The ocean is vivid, magnificent, beautiful, full of vitality, cheerful and enthusiastic.

There are many people who love the ocean as much as life.

What about the desert?

No one will like the desert, and people who have been to the desert will not want to go again.

However, if a person truly understands the ocean and the desert equally, he will find that these two seemingly completely different places actually have many similarities.

They are all equally heartless, which can also make human beings feel the smallness and humbleness of life and are also full of unbearable changes. In this change, human life will immediately become as fragile as an eggshell under a hammer.

To some extent, the ocean is even more violent and cruel than the desert, and it also makes a merciless mockery of mankind. Although the sea is green and lovely, people who die of thirst at sea are likely to die much more than those who die of thirst in the desert.

If a person is short of drinking water, there is only one thing to do, whether in the desert or at sea. -Wait, wait, wait.

-the legend of Chu Liuxiang crescent moon.

What other animals in this world kill more people than "people"?

Whether this person is a good person or a bad person, whether he has balls or not, as long as he is human, his blood is the same, and he can spray it for half a day.

This is human luck?

Sages and vulgar, heroes and cowards, in some cases, encountered the same thing, the result is no different. If they are cut down by others, their blood will gush out, as will smart fools and brave cowards. Because everyone is human, that's what "people" are like. There are many things in the world that are not fair.

Those who have no guts fall, and those who have guts don't fall.

"Courage" means that you are loyal enough, have courage and are not afraid of death. In the face of death, you will never frown, let alone draw your sword when it is time to draw it.

On the battlefield, between death and death, people who are more afraid of death die faster, just like in a casino, the less money, the more afraid of losing, and usually lose the most.

There are many things in this world that are like this.

Every inhabited place has a coffin shop, just as there must be a house there.

Some people live, some people die, some people have houses, and the dead go to coffins.

The size of a house in a place depends on whether the people in this place live well or not. The size of a family's bed does not necessarily depend on whether the host and hostess of this family are very loving.

Because there is no absolute relationship between the proportion of love and the size of the bed, sometimes the more loving a couple is, the smaller the bed is.

But the size of a coffin shop in a place depends on how many people died in this place.

A rich man died, and his descendants were afraid that he would never enjoy the world of the dead again after he went to the underworld, and there would be no more gorgeous room furniture, chariots and horses slaves, so they stuck some paper houses and paper men on paper and burned them to him, so that he could enjoy the same in the underworld.

This is just a little filial piety expressed by later generations to the ancestors of their late parents and uncles. Whether the people they sacrificed can really enjoy it or not, they still have to do it. Of course, filial people should do it, and unfilial people sometimes do it better.

So the coffin shop business came.

The coffin shop always feels unhappy. How can people who work in coffin shops be happy when they face coffins all day?

The owner of the material store can't show a little happiness when he sees the guests coming, even if he knows that he has money to make. The customers who come to the door are all people who have just died at home. If you are alive and kicking, you will be greeted with a bright smile. what do you think?

People who come to buy coffins, even if they know that there will be a huge legacy when the deceased is buried, even if they are extremely happy, they must cry their eyes red and swollen first.

In the coffin shop, laughter can't exist.

If a person who has made two mistakes in a row wants to pray for a third chance, it is not only extravagant hope, but also stupid.

Strangely, most people are like this.

He saw what he should have seen, but he didn't. Such people are smart people.

He can't even see what he shouldn't see. This kind of person is lean.

Because the latter is more difficult.

When a person puts on a new dress, his appearance always changes. Even if he doesn't wear that new dress, his appearance has changed. What's the difference between his mood and attitude towards things and actually wearing a new dress?

Most things in this world can only be divided into two kinds, but the classification methods are different.

There are many kinds of people, and some people can even divide people into seventy or eighty kinds.

But if it is strictly classified, there are only two kinds of people.

Although there are only two kinds, there are many ways to classify them.

You can divide people into good people and bad people, and you can also divide people into dead people and living people, smart people and stupid people.

No matter which method you use to classify, you can include all the people. There is a kind of person who is afraid of death at ordinary times, but when it comes to death and when faced with a choice, he often sacrifices himself for justice or even for others.

This is of course one of the "not afraid of death".

There is another kind of person who is not afraid at all and doesn't care about life and death at all, because he has always regarded life lightly, and there is nothing worthy of his attention in the world!

Know yourself and know yourself, and you will win every battle. There is always a reason why this sentence can be handed down from ancient times to the present.

A person who has property to hide secretly usually doesn't live long and often dies secretly. Whoever buried these treasures for them must have died earlier.

If these people are not sure that the person who buried the treasure for them will die early, how can they give it to them?

Although their people are dead, their wealth has disappeared, and their death and wealth have become an inextricable knot.

If anyone can untie this knot, this person is undoubtedly a world strongman.

Although such people are few, they will always appear.

This kind of person should not only be particularly clever and careful, but also be particularly lucky.

This generation of Persian monarchs is such a person.

When he was very young, he discovered one thing-he had everything from birth.

So the fate of his life has been sealed. -Destiny is not happiness, but sadness. What fun is there for a man who already has everything? What else in this world is worth fighting for?

So what is he living for? Just to live?

So what's the difference between this man and a beggar who is still alive?

A person's life must have some goals worth fighting for, and this person's life is meaningful.

Everything in the world cannot be completely eternal, but the transformation of things is bound to be influenced by external forces and environment. At this moment, who can tell the reason for this drastic change? Who, what and what caused this change?

Although the dead have no feelings for the living, the living still have feelings for the dead.

Is this also one of the greatest sorrows of mankind?

According to a preliminary estimate, the value of a set of clothes and accessories worn by this person is all the expenses of 38,000 people from birth to death, and these 38,000 people are still extremely rich, eating chicken, duck and fish, wearing silks and satins, and surrounded by beautiful wives and concubines.

This is an incredible thing, of course, but have you ever heard of the story of gems for land?

The value of many things in life is immeasurable, and many things are even priceless.

The value of a person and a thing is immeasurable, and many things are even priceless.

The determination of the value of a person and a thing is mainly in your heart. A humble prostitute may be more valuable to you than countless saints.

There are probably fewer women than men who don't like jewelry.

Some people make money, such as searching for things, while others make money, such as the tortoise running.

In women's minds, bad people are usually much cuter than good people.

When I say fortune-teller, I'm not superstitious, but I've met too many people.

I believe that everyone has a pattern, that is, a temperament, a momentum, a personality, a wisdom, which is innate and cultivated. A person with a high pattern, even if he is unlucky, is much better than a person with a low pattern at the best of luck.

Emotion, in all human behaviors, what is more important than the word "emotion"? Feelings are sometimes gentle, but sometimes they are more beneficial than blades. Every moment makes people feel like a knife, only hating why they didn't die.

People are in the Jianghu, they can't help themselves, and their feelings and enmities are hard to get rid of, and their grievances are endless.

If you are tired of this life, you will only "die".

Unfortunately, some people can't even die.

Is the tragedy of Jianghu people really caused by themselves?

Girls fall in love with spring, while women fall in love with autumn. Unfortunately, only a real man can appreciate the helpless sadness that really goes deep into the bone marrow.

Is this a very strange thing?

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Don't be wronged, don't complain, don't bow your head, don't spit, don't give in.

This kind of person is always a little more helpless than others.

The long war not only tests courage and wisdom, but also tests endurance. The latter is more important.

This lesson is something we must keep in mind.

What kind of people are those who never talk or do anything in front of their elders?

If he is not an extremely clever hypocrite, he is an idiot and a fool.

Fame is sometimes like a burden. The greater the fame, the heavier the burden. The most terrible thing is that there is everything in this baggage.

-Fame, wealth, status, friends, debauchery and wine, but there are also burdens, rebellions, slanders, provocations, conspiracy attacks and killings.

So this kind of person usually understands a sentence:

People can't help themselves in the Jianghu.

A person's life must force himself to do a few things he doesn't want to do, and life is meaningful.

This also means "if you don't act, you must act".