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Lyrics of Yang Guang's happy life episode
I want to find a wife to live with me;
If any woman is my wife, I will make you happy all day.
My wife is hungry, so I cook for you.
My wife is thirsty, I'll boil water for you to drink;
My wife is sleepy, I'll make your bed;
Sing a song together when you are depressed:
Miley ~ Miley duo ~
If a man doesn't want a wife, it's nonsense!
Wife, wife, I want to find a wife,
This is not too much to ask ~ ~ ~
I want to find a wife to live with me;
If any woman is my wife, I will make you happy all day.
When my wife is hot, I am a fan;
My wife is cold, I am fire;
When my wife is tired, I am the car;
When I'm short of money, I'll call outside!
Miley ~ Miley duo ~
Every man wants to have a wife, to be honest!
Wife, wife, I want to find a wife,
A happy life will make you happier ~ ~ ~
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Hey, stop it, I really love you!
I'll give you the lyrics by the way
Yang Guang: Hutong is not big. This is home.
Familiar doors may fall down.
Don't be angry when you fall. Stand up straight before you go.
Live if you want. He is sunny and chic.
Standing in the alley, I jumped up and scolded.
Why don't you listen, you unfortunate child?
Although I'm not much older than you.
Ask your father, ask your mother who is the elder brother.
No matter how learned you are, you must listen to me.
I told you to drink less and I told you to drink less tea.
Was I wrong when I told you not to get into trouble?
Policeman: OK, I heard you.
Yang Guang: Why? Why?
Policeman: What did you say you were doing?
You said you were standing in an alley and you were screaming.
Aren't you afraid of jokes if you have a neck?
Yang Guang: If you want to be afraid of jokes, you must listen to me.
Policeman: Let me listen to you. Are you right?
Just because you're your brother doesn't mean you're okay.
Yang Guang: If you still laugh, will I be wrong?
I was born a few years before you, and I was white.
Your mother dated dad because my mother introduced them.
Do you remember? That's not you.
Take you to play since childhood.
I didn't make you suffer once. How much have I suffered for you?
Our whole hutong goes door to door. Who doesn't say we are brothers?
But one thing cannot be changed. I'm my brother.
If you like, say you can lean on my shoulder.
As long as you are happy, you can make trouble if you want.
Let's go anywhere you want.
Whatever you can think of, we will make it happen.
but
Can't break the law
Did you hear me talking to you seriously?
Yang Guang: Please go back. There is nothing to see. Policeman: There is nothing to see.
Yang Guang: We didn't turn our faces. Policeman: We didn't turn our faces.
Yang Guang: We don't fight. Police: We don't fight.
We two brothers are just talking from the heart.
hahahaha
We are two brothers.
Yang Guang: This kind of worship is oriented to peach blossoms.
He: Although he is not the same surname, he is not his own mother.
But we are brothers and our love is priceless.
Brotherhood is priceless.
Yang Guang: Come on, let's play if we have no money.
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