Marriage jokes can kill people.

The funny sentences about marriage are as follows:

1, your wedding is too formal. You should add some funny elements, such as my dancing at the wedding, which scared everyone away.

I heard that there must be a best man and a maid of honor in marriage, so you should ask me to be the best man, because I am the most important person in your life.

Today is your wedding, so you should prepare some surprises, such as making your parents suddenly appear, and then surprise everyone.

Your wedding should be held next to the swimming pool so that you can jump in and swim instead of standing there listening to me.

I heard that there must be a cake at the wedding, but you can prepare some potato chips and beer, which is more to your taste.

On this special day, I want to remind you of one thing: Don't invite anyone I don't like to the wedding, because I will only kick them out.

7. Your wedding should be held in the circus, so that the clown can perform the program and I can play the bride's groom.

8. I hope your wedding can have some funny elements, such as letting all the guests wear red clothes and then play together.

9. I hope your wedding can have some romantic elements, such as letting all the guests hold hands and then dance together.

Finally, I want to tell you one thing: Your wedding must be happy, because it is the most important day in your life.