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Beauty's joke

Looking back: Shi Taijun broke the cliche and Wang Xifeng played the colorful spotted clothes.

Explanation: Playing with colorful clothes-originally refers to "playing with colorful clothes", which means playing with babies in colorful clothes to entertain parents, and then using it as an allusion to filial piety to old adoptive parents.

Time: midnight snack.

Venue: Guo Rong Building.

Summary:

As soon as the old lady said that she would enjoy singing opera, Jia Zhen and Jia Lian asked the pages to take out the secretly prepared loose money and scatter it on the stage, which made the old lady so happy.

Jia Zhen took Jia Lian to the back room and poured wine for the ladies table by table. Especially, when he made a toast to Jia Mu, he was very polite. He had to kneel down because of the short couch, and then all the Jia people present slipped away and knelt down.

Jia mu lets them go out to play, and their wives are more casual. Jia Zhen and others quit.

Baoyu wanted to go out, but when Grandmother Jia saw that Aroma was away, she complained. Mrs. Wang said that she had recently lost her mother, and Xifeng said that the Grand View Garden should be guarded by a considerate person. Now the old lady is so happy that she doesn't blame Xiren. Yuanyang lost her mother recently, so let's be a companion together. Unexpectedly, Yuanyang has gone to Justin.

Baoyu wanted to leave the table and go back to the garden. Seeing him having a secret talk with Yuanyang, he quit. On the way back to the place where everyone gathered, he took a piss and met a woman who gave Aaron mandarin ducks. After another talk, he came back.

In the hall, Baoyu also learned from Jia Zhen to pour wine for everyone. When she got to Daiyu, Daiyu put the glass to Baoyu's lips and asked Baoyu to drink it, because she couldn't drink it. When Xifeng saw this, she told Baoyu not to eat cold wine. Baoyu didn't understand and said no.

During the break, everyone felt tired of listening to the play. Grandmother Jia felt that the actor was tired, so she stopped playing. Two ladies came to the front and said it was good to talk about books.

The female gentleman said, "Phoenix courtship." A man named Wang Xifeng pleaded with a woman named Xiao Luan, and Jia Fu approved him, saying that since he was a big official, he should know manners. Since she is a lady of scholarly family, she should know how to read with courtesy. Why does he only see a handsome guy, whether he is a friend or a relative, and think of lifelong events?

Finally, according to the rules, you are absolutely not allowed to say these books, and girls can't understand them.

Feng said that the old lady's "lying" was good and made everyone laugh. Aunt Xue laughed and said that there were Jia Zhen and others outside, and told Xifeng to stop telling jokes.

Feng said that Jia Zhen and I were very naughty since childhood, and we made so many rules after a kiss. She also said that she helped Jia Zhen and Jia Lian to do their filial piety in front of Jia Mu.

Jia asked two female gentlemen to read a set of "Your Legend", moved to NuanGe, asked Jia Zhen to take his brothers, left Jia Rong behind, called a troupe and sang two plays.

Feng suggested drinking and telling jokes, while two female gentlemen played drums.

A red plum was passed around with the drums, and the drums stopped as soon as they reached Jia's hand. Jia told jokes while drinking.

Jia told a story that ten sons married ten daughters-in-law, and only the tenth daughter-in-law was clever. It is because he drank the monkey king's urine that he was so smart, and everyone laughed at Wang Xifeng.

The second time plum blossoms came to Xifeng, the drums stopped and Xifeng told jokes.

Taking Jiafu as the scene, Xifeng spoke half of it, but there was no conclusion and it was not funny. She told a story about a deaf person who set off firecrackers. Everyone smiled and asked the end of the first song. Feng said that today will be the 16th, and then the China New Year will end. It's four o'clock now. It's time for us to leave.

Jia Rong led the pages to set off fireworks, while the old lady held Daiyu and Xue Xiangyun. You Shi said that she could hug coquettish Xifeng, which was another joke.

They had a midnight snack and then broke up.

/kloc-early in the morning on 0/6, I went to the Guanzu ancestral temple in Ningguo mansion to pack my things. On the tenth day of the first month, the boss invited the west to have wine, and it was over.

This is the fifty-fourth summary.