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You wasted an intoxicating glass of wine, but you couldn't solve any troubles.

1. In fact, many things have expected the ending from the beginning, and all the tossing in the future is just to delay the time of being dismissed.

2. You don't need to meet anyone deliberately, and you don't want to have anyone, let alone keep anyone. Everything goes with the flow, and the best of yourself is left to the last person.

We are all so absorbed in our wounds that we forget to hold the outstretched hand of others.

You wasted an intoxicating glass of wine, but you couldn't solve any troubles. You have too much to say in your eyes, in your manuscript box and in your dreams.

The simplest and greatest ideal in this world is to hope that a family can be neat, healthy and happy together.

6. Don't promise when you are happy, don't answer when you are sad, and don't make a decision when you are angry.

7. If you look farther, you won't feel sad.

8. Whether it is friendship or love, you come to me for a warm hug; You go, I let go.

9. liking someone is a feeling, but not liking someone is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable.

10. I really find that a person has been numb to love for a long time, lost the impulse to love someone, and is even more lazy to get to know someone. I hope everything is as simple as possible, and it is no longer just a joke to feel that I will never love again.

1 1. Don't live in the past, because it has passed, don't live in reality, because you have to live.

12. Some things may be better if you keep them in your heart. After waiting for a long time, looking back at them, those accidents that you thought could not be crossed at first have become stories.

13. When you know a lot of truth and falsehood, you don't feel so bitter. You become more and more silent and don't want to talk about it.

14. Sometimes your casual words will affect my mood all day. You can say whatever you want, but I'm seriously sad.

15. Your suffering, food loss, responsibility, sin and pain will eventually turn into light and light your way.

16. I feel particularly tired every time I need enthusiasm to actively maintain any relationship.

17. When we were young, we all grew up, so we were naive and happy. When you grow up, you will grow up and live very tired.

18. Don't expect, don't assume, don't force, let nature take its course, if it is doomed, it will definitely happen. Peace of mind is the best state of life.

19. Please don't say that I have changed, because I haven't changed, but I know that I should treat others as others treat me.

20. In fact, the cold war is not terrible. The terrible thing is that when you were in the cold war, you were thinking hard about how to make up, but he had a good time with others.

Tell me about toasting yourself.

I hope you can feel all this when you meet, know each other and love each other. I hope you can hold back after the passion fades. You can make your own decision, don't stop because you are worried. Let's drink to the past. May there be no turning back.

Tell me about toasting yourself.

First, haha, you are too strong, aren't you so good at winning? I remember that the South Wall of 1967 was not about respecting feelings, respecting yourself and respecting opportunities at all. Let's drink to the king and stay in Wan Li. May you live forever and set me free for a long time.

Second, in fact, others have never hurt you, but they just refuse to let go. Obsession is sometimes terrible. Let's respect the past, have a drink and never look back.

A toast to the past. May there be no turning back. I will taste the ups and downs myself, and I will bear the joys and sorrows myself. May there always be light in your eyes, and may you live as you please.

Fourth, on the way to work in the morning, listening to classic old songs, thinking about the past, some inexplicable feelings, mixed feelings. In the evening, I will drink a glass of wine to the past and a glass of wine to the future.

It is never straw that kills camels. Let's drink to the past and wish ourselves better and better.

Sixth, drink to yourself, and you will be in my heart from now on; Drink two glasses of wine for yourself and silently guard the best and warmest you in your heart; Drink three glasses of wine to yourself, and you will live forever!

Seven or five glasses of wine. Respect for heaven, respect for land, respect for parents and respect for yourself. Last drink, to your future. I fucked you. Whatever.

Eight, look at the past all the way, look at the past all the way, for a comfortable life, I missed a lot of wonderful! I am glad that my independence is still there, and I am glad that I still have passion! Let's drink to the past. Should I start over?

Nine, a toast to tomorrow, a toast to yesterday, a toast to yourself, a toast to you, drink the most bitter and strong wine, and have a hangover.

Ten, three glasses of wine: one for your "true temperament", one for your outspoken, and one for myself: poor memory.

1 1. If no one marries me, I'll marry myself. Here's to myself. I wish me invulnerability, invulnerability and happiness.

Twelve, when I was a child, I hoped I would grow up quickly. When I grow up, I find that I lost my childhood, and I always feel less happy than before. Since then, laughter is no longer pure, crying is no longer complete, I propose a toast to the past, the story is not strong with you.

I hope you don't get me wrong, but I didn't expect you to have such a big mood after your separation. There is absolutely no need to delete your true feelings at a certain moment because of me now, because I won't have any influence on you any more. I am just a person who likes to listen to stories, even though I have been involved in them myself. Here's to a glass of wine in the past. Never look back.

Fourteen, a glass of wine to the past, I hope there is no time to look back, I will taste the ups and downs myself, and I will carry the joys and sorrows myself.

I drank a lot of good wine today, one for myself, one for love and one for the future. I really want to come back, but I can't help it.

16. Thank you. Let's drink to the past, experience and make ourselves better. Life is never to please people, but to do it diligently and practically.

17. If you have wine today, you will be drunk today and worry tomorrow. To the past! Another drink, to the future! Third cup, to yourself!

I propose a toast to myself, wishing me invulnerability.

Modal phrase: You said you wanted to propose a toast to the past.

1. Many people say that they are too busy, but they are just procrastinating.

2, confidant, just one or two, it is really unnecessary to have too many. The happiness of a friend lies in firm trust.

I like to rely on your sadness. Your sadness is like moonlight, beautiful and romantic. In your sorrow, I feel long, and I am willing to indulge in your sorrow forever; Like lying in your mind, your mind is sunny, warm and directional. In your thoughts, I am no longer lonely, I will stay in your thoughts for thousands of years.

4. Don't thank anyone who hurts you. It is yourself who helps you grow. It is the people who love you who keep you going. All good things have nothing to do with bad people.

5, the status quo is not so easy to change, even if you work hard enough, it is difficult to see the effect in a short time. So sometimes what you think can't be changed, or maybe it's just that you didn't see the effect for a while, not that you didn't work hard enough. It takes a long time to change, not a quick buck. Again, except for things that human beings can't change, every effort you make has a subtle influence on your life trajectory.

In this difficult world, being different will be looked down upon, but if you are different, why are you afraid of loneliness? You must walk hard.

7, all the scenery back, back to the original, white clouds and blue sky, flowers and green pools. Man and nature are the most beautiful ideas between heaven and earth; Turn all the past back into childhood, the sea and streams, shells and pebbles. Happiness and innocence, stacked into countless glittering and translucent stories. Too much beauty can't stand the loss of time and slowly condenses into a string of inexplicable words. There are endless dreams that disappear in the erosion of wind and rain and become poems I don't know.

8. Complaining is the most meaningless thing. If you really can't stand the surrounding environment, then secretly try to practice your skills and then jump out of that circle.

9, miss, is a winding river, gurgling water, always singing the song of affection and love. Your sadness and your happiness will always accompany my dreams and my wandering; The future is a changeable sky and unpredictable situation, which has always interpreted the ups and downs of countless successes and failures. Your mystery and your legend have been calling my mission and my loneliness.

10, one day, you will live as you love, and turn all the scars into medals.

1 1, go to sleep gently, forget the past, let go of today, maybe it's waiting, maybe it's fate, you are half-awake and comfortable in this world, if you are a water lily; Fluttering face, unaccustomed burden, unintentional guidance, maybe looking for it, maybe indifferent, you seem to be between heaven and earth, like smoke.

12, wash your face with some sunshine and squeeze a morning brush to brush your teeth; Have a bowl of blue sky for breakfast and pick some leaves of bubble tea. Life can be such a myth; I hope you can doodle like this.

13, high mountain and long road. I'm looking for a paradise, but it's a little shaky. Shui Han, Feng Xiao, I smiled bitterly. Today's karma is very confusing. There is a meteor moving in the summer night sky. A vagrant, not a person. The city is silent in the middle of the night. It's not sleep, it's a dream.

14. Suffering nourishes people. Swallow the curse and turn it into power.

15, without you, without anyone, the rest is just the beauty of everything; Never travel far, never fly high, come and go only once. It is rare to be deeply drunk without asking anyone to understand or accompany you; Don't pursue right and wrong, don't talk about right and wrong, after all, there is no regret in my heart. If you are not a fish, how can you enjoy it? You are not an even number, but you know my heart. The world is vast, and thousands of feelings are innocent; The world of mortals is rolling, and countless clouds are turned into dust.

16, time can afford to play with us, but can't afford to play with time. Don't live too comfortably in the years when you can afford to suffer. Don't be too brave if you can't afford to suffer.

17, the sky is vast and the white clouds are long; The mountains are green and the waters are long, and the pines and trees are swaying; During the crossing, I saw the fragrance of poetry, ink fan, lingering in the gauze sleeve dance; In a trance, there are lanterns and crowds, interpreting beautiful legends. After a thousand years, it must be you and me; Dreams become reincarnation, who loves this moment tonight?

18, sometimes, happiness is not how much you can have, but how much you can find; Pain is not how much you can bear, but how much you can put down; Love is not how much you can enjoy, but how much you can tolerate; Life is not how much you can achieve, but how much you can do well.

19, time is like a lost dream, sometimes we are inseparable in or outside the dream; Time is like a ruthless blade, and everyone's face will be engraved with traces; Time is like a pair of eyes for knowledge, in which we gradually understand life. Time is also like a historical curse, people who repeatedly interpret sad and happy stories from generation to generation.

A long time ago, happiness cost nothing.

2 1, there is a kind of friend who is not in life, but in life. There is a companion, not around, but in my heart.

22. We envy the elegance of Baiyun. Have we ever experienced the heaviness of dark clouds? We appreciate the flower's smile. Can we understand the flower's pain? We like the smell of hot tea. Have we seen the bitterness left by hot tea? We were intoxicated by the warm light of the red candle. Have we noticed the tears silently shed by the red candle?

23. No one can be a blank sheet of paper. Everyone lives in love and hate, past events and shadows. Some people hide deeply, while others just can't hide.

24. People who know how to laugh at themselves are extremely smart people. He protects himself by belittling himself. In fact, no one really wants to admit that he is inferior to others, so there is a kind of black belly, that is, exhausting all kinds of extreme praise to make enemies for one person. The success of life is not how others praise you when you are around. It's whether people can still think of you after you leave.

25. You said that you would like to drink a glass of wine for the past and never look back. In fact, even if you are drunk and alone at dusk, if that person holds out his hand, you will still go with him.

26. The closer you are, the less you know where the bottom line is. We make jokes and expose the deepest scars, thinking that this is the evidence of true love, but forgetting that feelings also have accounts and need to be saved. The difference is that zeroing the balance does not mean starting over, but ending forever.

27. The biggest motivation for hard work is that you can choose the life you want, instead of being chosen by life.

28, no detachment, can only belong to the turbid world. If you don't cultivate your self, you will eventually go to the dying season. Life is still an unfinished confession. The soul can undoubtedly sublimate everything. Breathe the sunshine and drink the rain and dew. The flowers in the deep valley are always so simple and pure. Melting clouds, bathing snow and wind, the vegetation on the cliff is always so noble and fearless.

29. One shouldn't idle away a day. He should at least listen to a good song, read a good poem and see a good painting. If possible, at least say a few words of understanding.

30. The journey is already very long. I always thought that the most beautiful moment should belong to late autumn. Actually, it is not. Falling leaves in late autumn make you feel that green spring is more worthy of nostalgia. The pictures of memories are too old. I thought the world was pursuing, but it wasn't. The loss in the pursuit makes us understand that the first sight of life is a cup of wine that is always fragrant.

3 1, may you learn to take part in accidental amusement as soon as possible, and may you get used to different things as soon as possible. After all, not everyone is as naive and easy to move the truth as you are.

32, time flies, the world is noisy, I have to be vigilant, and it is not easy to keep a childlike interest and leisure on the journey of life. If one day I just bury myself in all kinds of things in my life, and I am no longer interested in watching the scenery along the way by the window and listening to my inner music, it will disappoint my beautiful trip.

33. Right or wrong is sometimes just a matter of angle.

No matter how good you are, not everyone will like you. Some people envy you, others hate you. Some people envy you, others look down on you. This is life. Everything you do cannot satisfy everyone. Don't lose your nature to please others, because everyone has principles and self-esteem.

But as one grows older, his dreams will no longer be bright. He began to weigh life with his hands, paying more attention to fruits than flowers.

36. When some familiar faces fade away and those new faces shake before your eyes, you will understand what travel is. When the corner of the eye quietly enters crow's feet, when acne leaves thoughts, you will understand what youth is. When you have read all the changes in the world, you can understand what is false and what is true. When you see more things different, you will know what is short and what is eternal.

37. Everyone is born a king, but most people die in exile.

38. Your simplicity is a snowflake. You pour out your feelings to the earth with an ethereal attitude. You become cold because of kindness, and you devote your life to your dreams. Your tenderness is like a sandstorm everywhere. You use your soul to interpret all kinds of beautiful moments in the world in a lingering way. You are everywhere because of freedom, and you are willing to wander around the world in pursuit.

39. Saw off some memories and let the dream park gently. I am not suitable for staying, I am suitable for running; Remove all illusions and let the real ink go on stage. I don't belong to the present, I belong to the future.

40. Flowers are blooming and spring is coming. Time will help you relax.

Talking about a cigarette and a glass of wine

The sunshine is really good. All desires, like the growth of all things, occur, brew and then die. In this silence, you need a cigarette and a glass of wine, and then, let the devil grow. Yes, you should be sad.

Talking about a cigarette and a glass of wine

When bored, a cup of wine, a pot of tea and a cigarette Yinchuan

2. Thanks to Brother Beard for singing without playing the piano at first. Every ballad is like this. Sounds like a cigarette and a glass of plum wine. I also thank Brother two dog for giving her the light, the empty mountain, her favorite reserve and the memory burning in the tree hole to keep warm. I'm glad you haven't been smoothed away by the world. I feel much more comfortable telling my past. Brother two dog and I stayed together for the longest time. We had everything. We had different intentions. We were willing and tired. Every song has its own story. May you be as vast as a dream. I first came into contact with the north 3,000 kilometers away and Nanzhao 600 kilometers away. Thanks to Sanchi's care, Lijiang, out of danger, my favorite came across the ocean to see you. Brother Zi's train, the roses are still moving.

Third, in a greasy little restaurant, sit by the window, pour a glass of wine for the opposite person, light a cigarette for yourself, take a deep breath and slowly spit out the depressed sadness. He looked up and saw the familiar face, but there was a clear sincerity in the depths of vicissitudes. He smiled silently, picked up the wine in front of him and gulped it down, feeling spicy all the time. This is his toast to himself.

Fourth, to three friendships, to two wine competitions, to a cigarette and a glass of wine.

Fifth, there is definitely a supporting role in cheongsam stunner, with short red lips. A cigarette and a glass of wine compete with men, and it is best to be out of breath.

Six, too many things, there are always too many stories after a cigarette and a glass of wine! Life is so good, you really don't need too many friends. A sincere heart is enough to go through fire and water!

Seven, lonely, a person, to the world, all the crying and pain are swallowed in the stomach, no one will share with you, a cigarette and a glass of wine.

Eight, a cigarette and a glass of wine to eliminate some thoughts and eliminate some pain. Well, you can fool yourself. Love is love. There she is. Maybe she doesn't love you that much. There are people around her. I wish I was the only one. I just hope that I am the best companion. I can't see clearly after RMISU's words, even if I am alone, I am still strong.

Nine, time can change us, we can't choose time, and the lost memory has no shadow. The black hole in my heart gradually turns into a cigarette, a glass of wine, even an afternoon in a daze, or a sleepless night without anyone. You just pretend as if nothing happened. After a long time, you will find yourself more and more really as if nothing happened. The person I once thought, the world, is only the sincerity woven by that person, and it is only the illusion that that person knows because of my trust. I asked Buddha why, is the world the same? The Buddha said that everything has a cause and effect, I don't understand ... Everything is given to time, and I have no choice. What is cause and effect? I'm lost in this world. ......

I think I might need a glass of wine and a cigarette, sit in a small corner of the bar and keep silent.

Eleven, a cigarette, a glass of wine, three leftovers, one's last dinner at 17. I am thinking of 18 car loan, mortgage, sub-loan, social security, medical insurance and commercial insurance. Hehe, do you know much?

Twelve, a cigarette and a glass of wine, a hometown and a distant place. The wine wakes up and life goes on.

Thirteen, according to the previous melodramatic time, I will definitely brew a bunch of words on the emotional code. At the moment, I am lying in bed, as if today is just a Sunday without going back to Yangliuqing. That's all special, and there's nothing wrong with my 20xx. I even made up my mind to lose weight recently, but I still gained a few pounds by the end of the year. In fact, there are some words stuck in my heart, but I just don't want to say them. Maybe I can smoke while drinking, huh?

Fourteen, every year's birthday has you, how nice, so we agreed that the next beautiful time will be as beautiful as the old one. We don't take vacations. We just want a glass of wine and a cigarette. We have been talking about these things all those years. When you come back, we will love you, like friends, like family, and love you.

Fifteen, a cigarette, a glass of wine, count those false promises!

Sixteen, light a cigarette and watch her burn out; Pour a glass of wine until she becomes a glass of water. Looking at the dream of eight thousand miles, you can also emerge. What can't be put down will never arrive; Can't wait, always can't let go.

Seventeen, a cigarette, a glass of wine, a love, the cigarette goes out, the wine goes out, and love goes away! Dare not recall the past, those who cry will shed tears into their hearts and can only bury them in their hearts and silently endure the loss! I used up everything, but I couldn't keep it!

Eighteen, the wind is so strong, my heart is so cold, at five o'clock in the morning, the silence is terrible, and I don't know where to go if I want to escape. Is it necessary for me to live so lonely all my life? No money, no home, no him, just a cigarette, a glass of wine, Christmas Eve, Christmas, New Year's Day and Spring Festival, which have nothing to do with me, are heartbreaking.

Nineteen, a roll of Jin Shu and a glass of wine, two orioles singing green willows. A roll of mirror, a cigarette, a row of egrets.

Twenty, one person, one glass of wine, one cigarette, one night.

Twenty-one, a glass of wine, a cigarette and a cup of jasmine I love. The person I love will love you forever! Your pig treasure

No matter how the outside world treats you, there is a cigarette and a glass of wine between you and me. You are opposite me, not talking much, and you are almost asleep.

Twenty-three, a book, a road, some thoughts, gains and losses, in twos and threes, memories are messy. A glass of wine, a cigarette, a section of scenery, what is lost is the past, and what is gained is the present. Come with the wind, go with the wind, and have fun.

Twenty-four, a cigarette, a glass of wine, a cream cake and a cat.

The world is not so beautiful. You only have a lonely and long night, a cigarette and a glass of wine. There is no poetry and distance, no spring flowers, and no one.

Twenty-six, life is a bit terrible, and the bad ones are magnified more and more. Nowadays, stress is no longer a cigarette, a glass of wine and a dream.