Funniest joke! Classic!

Five-year-old Aries loves to watch "Military World" and is fascinated by combat planes. He can't help shouting, "Look! I must have one in the future! " Dad's answer to this question is always: "Not as long as I live." One day, Aries was talking to children, and a fighter plane flew across the air. He excitedly pointed and shouted, "Look [where! I want to buy one-as soon as my father dies.

-Aries, known as the "God of War" after all, has huge interests and hobbies, and what he said is really 911.

[ Taurus]

The calf wants to make a lot of money since he was a child, and he heard from his father that writing can make a fortune. So, eight-year-old Niu Niu wrote his first novel, but he didn't know where to send it, so he went to ask his father. Dad said, "Send it wherever there is more money." Then, Niu Niu found a big envelope, put the manuscript in it, sealed it, put a stamp on the upper right corner, and then neatly wrote seven words on the envelope: "China People's Bank."

-it's really good to find the bank boss in China. You don't have an economic mind. Who else does? You are not only gold, but also fine!

[ Gemini]

The 6-year-old Gemini has started reading Lu Xun and is reading The True Story of Ah Q.. One day, she played with her 25-year-old aunt and scratched her hair. Aunt angrily said, "Don't touch my head!" Little Gemini said solemnly, "Monk < P > moves, but I can't move? ！”

-you are a well-read Gemini, and you have this realm at an early age. What's even more rare is that he will also be very funny to "learn and use"! If Lu Xun knew that someone understood his masterpiece in this way, he would be "never satisfied" than Lu Yi!

[ Cancer]

Sister Cancer and little brother next door have been friends since childhood. One day, they were playing house together, and her little brother said to her, "When we grow up, we will really get married. Will you marry me?" The cancer doll thought for a moment, shook her head and said, "I want to be with you." Still, I can't marry you. My father always said,

fat water never flows out of outsiders. Besides, you see, our girls only marry their own people. My mother married my father, my aunt married my uncle, and my grandmother married my grandfather.

-it's really touching to pay attention to the family to such an extent. However, if this is the case, the child of Cancer will definitely be disabled!

[ Leo] One day in class, the teacher asked the 4-year-old lion, "Who is the king of beasts?" The little lion replied confidently, "of course it's the director of the zoo!" "

-Not bad. I knew the personnel organization so well when I was in kindergarten. I'm definitely a general.

[ Virgo]

The substitute teacher said to the students, "Zhiming has 5 oranges, Yuanyuan gave him 1 oranges, and he gave Xiao Pang 7 oranges. How many oranges does Zhiming have now?" No one in the class can answer such a complicated question. Finally, the little virgin said, "Our teacher used apples when teaching us arithmetic."

-virgin why do you always pay attention to some irrelevant topics when facing problems? No wonder when you are an adult, everyone says that you love to make a mountain out of a molehill and worship others and worry about the sky.

[ Libra] One day, Little Libra said to his brother, "Brother, ask your mother for money to buy ice cream!" "Why don't you ask your mother for it? You are not ignorant, she is not only my mother, but also your mother! "

"That's right, but you've known her longer!" -Sure enough, a social expert knows how to deal with things at an early age.

[ Scorpio]

Baby Scorpio was naughty when he was a child. His father beat him hard. He clenched his teeth and endured the pain, unwilling to beg for mercy from his father. Later, he firmly declared, "You can fight as you like, but I swear to you that I will take revenge on your grandchildren in the future."

-absolutely, it's true that a gentleman takes revenge for ten years, and he doesn't lose the master of revenge.

[ Sagittarius] "Son," the father said to the shooter's baby, "you just failed in the first grade. I've been studying for a year, and I'm just 1. What can you do in the future at this rate? " "Be a boxing referee."

-He loves sports, no matter what adversity he is in, he is always an out-and-out optimist.

[ Capricorn] Little Capricorn: "Today the teacher taught us to say' Yes, sir' and' No, sir'." Father: "Have you learned?" Little Capricorn: "No, sir. "Father:" You can't call your father Mr. "

Little Capricorn: "Yes, sir." -I really don't understand why he always listens to the teacher so much, and he is always serious and inflexible in learning.

In the geography exam of Aquarius, the teacher asked the students to briefly describe the following places:

Arabia, Singapore, Cape of Good Hope, Rome, Nagoya and Macau. Among them, the small water bottle wrote: Once upon a time, there was an old man who was called Arabia. One day, he went out to climb a mountain. When he climbed to Singapore, he suddenly saw a Rome with a cape of good hope coming straight at him. He was so scared that he started to run into Nagoya and quickly closed Macao.

-something different! Aquarius, like his good friend Gemini, will never hand in a blank paper. Even if he doesn't know the answer, with his top creativity and imagination, his answer will definitely have the effect of "not surprising words, never ending".

[ Pisces] One day, I took a bus with my male classmate in high school, because the classmate was very fat and untidy. Soon after getting on the bus, I met my sister Pisces next door and said to my classmate in a childish and lovely voice, "Aunt, you can take this seat."

My classmate thought it was very strange why this little sister wanted to give her seat to him, so she asked curiously, "Why did you give your seat to your big brother?"

I didn't expect the little sister Pisces to confidently answer, "The teacher said to give up her seat when she saw a pregnant woman!" The whole car was in an uproar. Students are ashamed.

-At that moment, I finally understand why people often say that the kindness of Pisces is sometimes a burden. There are two kinds of good people, one of which is a rotten good person, which probably refers to Pisces, a kind of person who has compassion!