All the cold jokes that Qian Feng told?

Borrow some from others! Bojun, smile! ! ! [Scene 1]

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?

Boy a: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

B took the French fries carefully with her palm, because she heard about A.

Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup?

B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked it with his finger. ...

Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skillful. Call your parents ...

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: no, ok, I'll have French fries.

Because of the first two examples, C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

C picked up the French fries and put them in his ear. ...

Teacher: No? Call your parents ...

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

Eating French fries in fear.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

D carefully put the chips in his upper pocket again.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

D quickly took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy e: no,

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

E just took French fries, and the teacher said, won't you invite me to eat?

E hurriedly handed me the French fries with both hands and then took out a lighter. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy f: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

I ate it in fear.

Teacher: Suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

F sweaty palms, but still calmly bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

F takes out the French fries: No, they are still there. The fire hasn't lit yet. ...

[Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke or not?

Boy G: I swear to God, I will never smoke again.

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.

G naturally took the French fries and ate them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

(proudly): Greater China ...

[Scene 8]

Teacher: Have a portion of French fries.

Boy n: no, thanks.

Teacher: ... The geography teacher asked the students, where does this river go? A student suddenly stood up and sang: The river flows eastward. The teacher ignored him and then said, how many stars are there in the sky? That classmate sang again: the stars in the sky can participate in Beidou. The teacher is short of breath: get out! Student: Just leave. The teacher said helplessly, are you sick? Student: You have everything I have! Teacher: try again ... student: shout when you see an uneven road! Teacher: Do you believe I hit you? Student: Do it when you should ... Teacher's anger: I told you to quit school! Student: Rush into Kyushu! A meeting in a village is held in a village. Because of homophonic, the township head said; Rabbits and shrimps, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive. Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said; Sausage and melon with pickles, please. (Now please speak to the head of the township) The head of the township said; Rabbit, shrimp and dog ate today's meal. Everyone is a turtle. Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all use big bowls. Don't be a pickle, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. Stop it, I'll tell you a story. ) Someone may eat this shit. Someone may know the story. ) What you can't eat is not small. The rabbit said, "My mother calls me a bunny, which is nice!" "

& gt Pig said, "My mother calls me a pig, which is nice!" "

& gt The dog said, "My mother calls me a puppy, which is nice!" "

& gt Chicken said, "You talk, I'll go first!" "

& gt Rabbit said, "I am a rabbit!" "

& gt The pig said, "I am a son of a bitch!" "

& gt Chicken said, "I am a son of a bitch!" "

& gt The dog said, "You talk, I'll go first!" "

& gt0 sparring partner said, "Outsiders call me zero sparring partner, which is nice!"

No.65438 +0 sparring partner said, "It's good to have an outsider!"

& gt No.2 sparring partner said, "It's good for outsiders to call me Second Escort!"

& gt No.3 sparring partner said, "You talk, let's go first!"

& gt The cat said to me, "I'm your grandmother's cat. It's beautiful!" "

& gt The dog said to me, "I'm your grandmother's dog. It sounds nice!" "

& gt Fish said to me, "I'm your grandmother's fish. It sounds nice!" "

& gt Bear said, "You talk, I'll go first!" "

& gt Lang Ke said, "People call me a ronin, which is very nice!"

& gt The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!"

& gt The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!" "

& gt The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first! General Li Zongren said: I am a benevolent man!

General fu said to him: I am just!

General Zuo Quan said: I have this right!

General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first! E said my mother called me little e, which sounded good.

D said it was nice for my mother to call me little D.

C said it was nice for my mother to call me little C.

B said you can talk. I'll go first. The teacher asked who was there by name, saying that his last name was "to":

The teacher arrived at Xiao Wang, and Xiao Wang said, Wang has arrived.

When the teacher arrived at Xiao Li, Xiao Li said that Li Lai had arrived.

The teacher just ordered silver. Silver said, you order first. I went out to tell the Wangs that people outside called me Wang Wu.

Wang Lao Liu said it's good for outsiders to call me Liu Wang.

Old Seven of the Wangs said it's nice for outsiders to call me Wang Qi.

The Wangs old eight said, you should worry if you say I'm gone first (don't worry if you don't know). I'll give you hope to be adopted now, thank you! !