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What is "100,000 cold jokes"?
100% with his bare hands is the role set for Master Li Jing by the author of One Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes, and his skill is 100% with his bare hands. It means that no matter how he cuts people with a knife, he won't succeed. Someone can hold his knife so that he can't cut people. His setting is "100% empty-handed", which is also a spit point, which can be understood as Jing Li's waste wood.
In the third episode of the second season, Wang Er sang in tears. Knowing that the story should be the rhythm of dying here, the story of trouble in the sea has a suitable ending. The original cartoon is not sad at all, so I'm a little worried about whether the animated version can work miracles. As a result ... Sure enough, music works miracles. Wang Er's episode "To Father" directly moved this episode out. Interested friends can go and have a look.
To my father.
Album: 100,000 cold jokes
I am always in trouble, but you never stop me.
Because you don't want to stop growing up happy.
When my son grew up, he made me dare to act like a man.
Let me take the responsibility.
Other children study hard and make progress every day.
They are obedient and are role models for children all over the world.
I'm not like them.
I'm Nezha.
She was born a nine-foot-old Barbie King Kong.
I also know that you and your mother have had problems, doubts and quarrels.
But you never gave up.
You say forget it, just have a stronger daughter.
But I am a man.
I can boldly take responsibility.
I looked at you, overnight.
I learned it bit by bit, and my every move has your mark.
You taught me real courage.
You taught me to hold my head high.
You taught me to hold my head high.
I think the doggerel sung at the end of Fulu's article is very unique. Let me take a passage for you:
After the rain, the mountains are empty and the southeast branches are hung. But you expanded your vision by 300 miles, hanging from the branches in the southeast. As soon as my parents heard that my daughter was coming, they hung up the Southeast Branch. Wedding night, hanging southeast branches. Since God has given talents, let them be used! , all kinds of self-hanging southeast branches. It is better to stick to the southeast branch than to be unhappy in this world. . . You can't afford to hurt Southeast Branch! ! It's okay, don't hang up with the Southeast Branch! ! ! You're not too heavy to panic! ! ! You think this is an unsolved autopsy case! ! I want you to think this is a death plot! ! Vomiting man is here! ! Anything obscene is hanging on it! ! Why is the labor-management opinion so big! ! ! I'm from the Southeast Labor Branch. !
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