What jokes do you have yourself?

Xiaoming and his father came out for a walk. Xiaoming saw a bike and asked, "Dad, what is this?" Dad said, "People in the city call it a bicycle, while people in the countryside call it a toad." After walking for a while, Xiao Ming saw another pillar. He asked, "What is this, Dad?" Dad replied, "people in the city call it a pillar, while people in the countryside call it a golden hoop." After walking for a while, there was an accident ahead. The people in the car accident lost a lot of blood. Xiao Ming saw it and asked, "Dad, what is that red thing?" Dad replied, "People in the city call him blood, while people in the countryside call it tomato soup." One day, my father sent Xiaoming to the park to play, rode a bike, accidentally bumped into a post, and then bled a lot. Xiao Ming immediately called 120 and said, "Uncle doctor, uncle doctor, my father rode a toad and ran into a golden hoop and spilled a lot of tomato soup. Come and save my father! "