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That person is so stupid. Write a 600-word essay. Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Students, do you know? I have a stupid brother. He is not good-looking. He is 1.78 meters tall. He has a purple-black face and two thick eyebrows on his forehead. He is thirty-five years old. Although he looks so majestic, he is actually a fool! He makes a mistake every two days. It is simply "never making big mistakes, but constantly making small mistakes." Look, he's making a joke again.

One day during the summer vacation, I went to play with my niece, who is the same age as me, for a few days. Today is Sunday. In the morning, I started screaming again in my head. I saw my brother as if he knew there was going to be an earthquake. I jumped up from the bed and shouted: "Ahhh! It's over, you're late! The boss is going to deduct the bonus!" I glanced at him in a daze, and saw my brother put his work clothes directly over his head. Without even unbuttoning, he rushed straight into the bathroom. He took toothpaste in his left hand and a towel in his right hand. He wiped his face with the towel, squeezed the toothpaste on his teeth, and then took a piece of bread. My sister saw When this happened, he said very calmly: "Sister, don't worry, but he will come back by himself in a while." Sure enough, just as my sister said, within five minutes, my brother ran back with his face flushed, sorry. He said: "Haha, I forgot today is Sunday." After hearing this, I almost spit out the milk in my mouth!

Look, this is my stupid brother—Xia Chengquan