Who can give me some short message jokes?

1. When the nurse saw the patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered, "Sweetheart!" The patient smiled and said, "Little baby."

2. A sister-in-law saw a person who was about to get off the bus drop a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, and quickly said to that person, Comrade, you dropped the cigarettes! The man is furious: you just castrated!

3. A person was constipated when he went to the toilet, and suddenly he saw a person rushing in, and it was stormy in an instant. "Dude, I really envy you, so fast." "I envy you, I didn't take off my pants."

4. A company recruits, and the English name of the next girl to interview is "spring". The secretary wanted to take the opportunity to show off her English level and shouted, "Hi! That one called' Spring', it's your turn! "

On the bus, the standing pregnant woman said to the strange man sitting next to her, don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man very nervous and said, but the child is not mine!

6. Min: Are there any military prostitutes in the army? Jun: Yes, there is no military discipline! Min: Really! Do I have to pay? Jun: What money do you need? Our military discipline was handed down from above.

7. Female secretary: "Boss, your wife called. She said on the phone that she would kiss you." Boss: "Give it to me first, and then give it to me later."

8. Mrs. Wang is pregnant with quadruplets and shows off to her neighbors everywhere, saying that it is not easy to give birth to quadruplets, with an average of 60 thousand births. Mrs. Li was surprised: do you still have time to do housework?

9. Children are thinking about "heredity and environment". Mother interjected: "This question is very simple. Everyone knows that if a child is like a father, it is hereditary. " Like neighbors, that's the environment. "

10. When you visited the farm, the reporter took a photo of you and the pig in the pigsty. Reading the newspaper the next day, postscript: the third from the left is Comrade XXX.