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I picked up my daughter from school yesterday, and I passed a musical instrument training institution on the way, so I went in to find out and asked her: Do you like guzheng, guitar, violin or piano? Daughter:? Mom, you are wasting money again! ?
A complete collection of party jokes (1) 1. The most annoying thing at the end of the year: writing a summary; What I look forward to most: bonus; The most tiring thing: thank customers; Worst thing: the leader wants to talk to you.
2. Every year, many people go to into thin air. You asked him why he evaporated, and he said it was to achieve sublimation.
3. The Chinese New Year is coming, and the boss suddenly has a high fever in the office. The secretary dared to call a doctor at once.
After a while, the secretary said. General manager, the doctor is here. ?
General manager:? Tell him I'm too ill to see him. ?
4. On the eve of the company's annual meeting: Today we announce the awards of the year-end party, special awards? It may be as high as100000 or even more. , inquired privately, turned out to be the 2 yuan lottery?
5. Near the Spring Festival, a citizen lit firecrackers with cigarettes! After lighting it, I threw the cigarette into the air, but I put firecrackers in my mouth. At present, this person is reflecting in the local hospital!
6. The Spring Festival is coming soon. I didn't save any money when I should have saved it. Now it's really saved. The money is worthless.
7. According to unreliable information, the Beijing Traffic Management Bureau predicts that during the rush hour in Spring Festival travel rush, due to the heavy traffic pressure on the ring road, it is suggested that you go from Zhongguancun to Guo Mao to bypass Shijiazhuang.
8. As the Spring Festival approached, Xiao Wang sent a short message to his boss. When I received the reply later, Xiao Wang felt that the boss was really polite, and he was blindsided when he opened it. I saw that it said:? It is not safe for the company to have no one on duty during the Spring Festival, so you should work hard. ?
9. A male and a female colleague agreed to win half the prize at the annual meeting. As a result, the female colleague really won the lottery and got a luxury suite for one night.
10, the most shocking year-end award is: coffin, which means promotion and wealth.
A Complete Collection of Party Jokes (2) 1. At the company dinner, I said to MM: You are dressed like Harry Potter today.
The MM asked warily, Harry Potter?
I once asked a customer: Mr. Wang, what's your name?
Customer:? Li, is that all right with you?
3. a:? What did everyone call Mrs. Wang before she got married?
b:? Mrs Zhou, Mrs Lu
4. Female guests:? Your bread is very small. I can swallow one at a time. ?
Owner:? I'm afraid this is not a bun! ! ! ?
5. Two dog owners are chatting.
A:? Our dog can read newspapers! . ?
b:? I know! Black (dog) has told me!
6. Boys who stay up late hate it most. They rushed up and asked: How much is the night package? I'm not in the mood at all . .
A complete collection of party jokes (3) 1. A beautiful girl MM is trying on a pair of knee-high boots.
Actually, it's pretty good-looking, but the beauty MM seems to be a little picky and asks questions.
Finally, she asked the clerk: Do you have a longer one?
The sharp clerk jumped out:? Any longer is leather pants. ?
2. In the examination of Buddhist history in China, a classmate handed in a blank sheet of paper and got full marks. Ask the teacher and answer: nothing.
The next year, this classmate's roommate took this course and handed in a blank sheet of paper.
But after I handed it in, I was very uneasy and afraid of problems, so I specially called the teacher and said, Teacher, I am nothing. ?
Then the teacher at the other end of the phone sighed and said, I'll give you full marks. Looks like you still can't see through it.
My good friend is a kindergarten teacher. She is very simple and likes to fantasize. I always thought she was happy at work.
One day she complained to me: Do you know how painful it is to be a kindergarten teacher? Every day, I look at so many handsome guys who love their families and children, have cars and have money, but they are other people's husbands! ! ! ?
I just bought purple nail polish today and put it on my hands at night.
Daughter comes out of the room: Mom. What's the smell in the room? It's weird.
Then my husband poked his head out of the room and said sadly, this is a demon. ...
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