What joke is funny and short?

What jokes are funny, short and humorous, which can enrich your character and bring us a lot of happiness. Inspire our laughter. Many jokes have a lot to do with our lives. Here are some jokes I collected for you. They are interesting and short. Did you laugh?

What joke is funny and short? 1

1. Give you a watermelon. When you are in a bad mood, you can use a small knife to cut and cut. At the same time, you can vent and shout loudly: I kill melons, I kill melons, I kill melons.

I met a beggar at the station. He has a piece of paper in his hand, which says: I am deaf and dumb, please give me some charity. I suspected that he was a liar, so I said, sorry, I can't read.

Then he spoke: Brother, my wallet was stolen and I have no money to buy a ticket home. Please lend me some money. I'm surprised: aren't you deaf? He was also surprised: can't you read?

3. Someone just learned to ride a bike when he was a child, and ran into the street unconsciously. When he saw an old man walking in front of him, he felt he was going to hit him and shouted, don't move, don't move. The old man stood there for a while without moving, and as a result, he turned around and ran into it. The old man stood up and said, you aimed.

4. Just walking on the road, I received a strange phone call. A woman said, "Hello! Congratulations on winning the second prize of 300,000 yuan in our company! " Before I could speak, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I lied for the first time." Then she hung up and left me standing in the wind.

A girl was punished for running laps in the playground for being late for class. Unexpectedly, it began to rain and the girl had to run in the rain. This is a boy running after her with an umbrella and moving it to the girl's head.

What joke is funny and short? 2 1, in the evening, some brothers in the dormitory chatted. Dog egg asked, "What made you fall madly in love with MM in XX?" Daniel was angry: "She called my name by mistake!

2. Too many passes make my shoulders ache.

3. Many girls will tell you that money is not important. . What really matters is whether you have money or not. . .

4. Buying books is like a mountain, and reading is like reeling.

The most touching thing is not that I can give up the whole world for you, but that I can give up World of Warcraft for you.

I don't know who my future wife is in love with now.

7. There are too many emotions recently, and the expressive power is obviously not enough.

8. A man who copied mutton kebabs was transferred to be a cremation worker and was fired within a few days because he always asked the family of the deceased: What do you want it to do?

10, the old man confessed to his wife before he died: I once had an affair, please forgive me! Wife: What a big deal! You can close your eyes! Which of our children looks like you?

What joke is funny? It's short. 3 1. One day at noon, Lao Liu happened to meet Lao Zhang on the road. He immediately said hello and took out a dime from his pocket and gave it to Lao Zhang. Lao Liu said, "Lao Zhang, I lent you a dime the day before yesterday, and I won't pay it back until today." Lao Zhang said: "Forget it, a dime, what else!" "Give it back to me, give it back to me!" Lao Liu just stuffed a dime into Lao Zhang's hand. Lao Zhang had to accept it and said, "If you really want to pay it back, I'm welcome. I will circle this account when I go back later! " "

2, hang a mosquito net to sleep in it, Doby mosquito, make it anxious.

When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep. . .

5. There is a kind of meanness, which exaggerates the scar and forgets the pain. . .

6. I ... lack sleep, money, love and brains. . . The only reason I don't lack is: I don't lack meat ~ ~!