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Village comedy drama in Xinjiang Town, Nanning

The turtle and the squad leader

In the army...

One day, when the troops were walking during the exercise, the squad leader said: Everyone, rest where you are for a while! When the little soldier was resting, he accidentally discovered a little turtle in the grass!

At this time, the squad leader was about to assemble, so the little soldier hurriedly picked up the turtle and went to assemble.

During the roll call, the monitor saw the little soldier moving around. The monitor asked: "Xiao Tianbing, why are you moving?"

The little sky soldier replied nervously: Report to the turtle, I...I caught a squad leader!