What are the jokes about ancient poems?

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. ?

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

2.

The boatman kicked Li Bai out of the boat without paying him. ?

Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

3.

This morning in spring, I woke up easily, and there were few beautiful women in science and engineering.

If you can't sleep at night, just surf the Internet.

4.

The rain in the north is moist as crisp, but the beauty is close at hand.

The saddest thing this year is that all online beauties are pigs.

5.

Like the resignation of the dormitory, netizens suddenly meet?

I can't stop crying, and my face is sad, but I am in danger of death.

6.

Far up the Xiangshan stone path, deep in the white clouds, me and her?

I thought the prince would meet the princess, but it was the dinosaur who met the frog.

7.

The network is green and red, and the heart of chatting and meeting is getting empty?

Meet 480 times. How many dinosaurs are there?

8.

One rainy morning in Beili, full of disappointment stung my heart.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens and become a monk and go to Shaolin tomorrow.