A joke that pokes fun at Band Four and Band Six.

1. I asked my classmates: Have you passed Band 4? The classmate said: Yes, I am addicted. . . . ? .

2. Feeling after finishing CET-4 today: The quality of the paper is very good. When you get it, it's the same as the seller's picture. There is no chromatic aberration, and it feels great and comfortable to hold it in your hand. The invigilator's service attitude is very good, the examination room is very comfortable, and friends are very satisfied. He will come again next year.

In order to improve my English listening, I said to my girlfriend last week, "Let's communicate in English in the future." Girlfriend fart Dian fart said: "I also have this intention, so learn from each other." Later, they broke up because of lack of communication.

4. I heard that there was such a dialogue when candidates walked out of the examination room today:

You are the Yangtze River, I am the Yellow River, selling bicycles.

Yellow River, I'm the Pearl River, selling computers.

You are the Pearl River, I am the Yangtze River, selling books.