What short jokes do you know that can make people laugh?

What short jokes do you know that can make people laugh? So, I think the next short joke can be laughed at:

Once, my parents had a fierce argument. My mother suddenly took out a bottle of dichlorvos and said to my father, I will make you very disappointed if you treat me like this. Then he poured it into my mouth. What short paragraphs can make people laugh for a lifetime?

? I suggest everyone stop smoking and kiss girls. They don't like the smell of cigarettes, not now. I smoke and kiss the girl next to me. Her boyfriend kicks me as soon as he gets up. It is clearly a rich second generation, but it is necessary to work to make money. You can drive a luxury car, but you have to squeeze the bus. Obviously, I can eat well, but I must work hard by myself. Obviously, you can have a delicious meal, but you must wear less clothes and eat a ten-dollar box lunch. This is the difference between me and Mingming. ?

? I went to the dentist yesterday and found that the female doctor who saw me was very beautiful. I think girls nowadays like to be rich. I must find a chance to show my strength. The doctor asked, "The tooth is broken. Did you pull it out? " I pretended to be nervous and asked, "Will tooth extraction affect my Bentley?" ? Doctor: "It doesn't matter, I just missed a little when I was bragging." ?

There are two nude sculptures of men and women in a square abroad. For many years, these two sculptures have stood opposite each other in the wind and the sun. One day, God passed by and saw these two sculptures. He felt sorry for them and gave them an hour's life. Say to them, "You two can do what you want most at this time." So the male and female sculptors ran hand in hand to the square next to the bushes behind ... Ten minutes later, God was very curious about their performance, so he quietly approached the bushes. I heard the male sculpture say to the female sculpture, "Honey, now you have to hold down these pigeons!" " "It's my turn to shit on their heads!

So, this is what I think, why short jokes can make people laugh.