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Today is Sunday. Although we went to Ocean Park to play until about 11:00 pm yesterday, today we got up very early and arrived right away. We went to pick fruits at Victoria Peak next to Ocean Park, because my grandma and grandfather lived in Victoria Peak. When we got to the bottom of Victoria Peak, we took off our shoes and started climbing. We reached the top of the mountain in about 1 minute. The air on the top of the mountain is very good. Grandpa took us to his orchard.

Wow... Grandpa's orchard is so big. There are many fruit trees planted, including watermelon trees, strawberry trees, and pineapple trees... Because I was too young to climb the trees, grandpa climbed up the watermelon trees and picked them. I picked up the biggest watermelon and threw it to my dad, and my dad caught it with one hand! There are many fruits growing on the ground in the orchard, such as apples, pears, coconuts, etc. Grandpa picked some coconuts, peeled off the coconut skins with his hands, removed the seeds, and distributed them to everyone. Coconut is delicious! I ate more than 20. My cousin even used coconuts to humiliate me, which hurt so much! After the fruit dinner, we went to play in the Himalayas next to Taiping Mountain. We heard from the teacher that the Himalayas are the highest mountains in the world. Sure enough, the teacher didn't lie to us. My cousin and I climbed and climbed. It took about 2 minutes to reach the top of the mountain. I was so hot. Later, we still felt very hot, so we went to the top of the mountain to soak in the hot springs. What a cold hot spring! The Himalayas are such a great place. Later, my cousin asked me if I had any money. He saw a McDonald's selling near the top of the mountain. Damn cousin, you borrow money from me every time! When we were still shopping, we heard our mother calling us to go home from Taiping Mountain, so we reluctantly left. Taiping Mountain and Himalayas are really fun places. I will ask my father and mother to take us there in the future. Come and play. Dad said that if I come first in this exam, he will take me to Tokyo, Beijing, and Nanjing this Sunday. I want to go to Xijing the most, because my cousin lives in Xijing. She said that the textbooks were actually a lie. There is a higher mountain in Xijing than the Himalayas. It takes about 3 minutes to climb. There is a big night market, a children's playground, and a clear stream on it.

I must study hard and ask my dad to take me to these places.

Instructor’s comment:

The content is full of contradictions, extremely exaggerated and unclear. This is something I have never seen in my more than 20 years of teaching. Please pay attention next time

This time the teacher asked for a 600-word travel diary again. Based on the experience last time, Xiaoying did not dare to write randomly anymore and wrote down exactly what happened when his father took him to the Zoological and Botanical Park on Sunday.

On Sunday, this morning my father took our family to the Zoological and Botanical Park. The sound of cicadas kept chirping along the road. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. Squeaks squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, and squeak, and it feels very comfortable.

Instructor’s comment:

The content is true and can be changed from before. Not only does the whole article use more than 500 words "squeak", which I have never seen in my more than 20 years of teaching, please pay attention next time.

The teacher also learned the lesson this time. He was afraid that the students would write randomly and asked him to submit another 600-word travel diary but also put forward his learning experience during the day. Xiaoying came back from hiking with her mother and carefully checked the textbook. , finally found one thing that verified the knowledge in the textbook, so I happily wrote it down and handed it to the teacher.

On Sunday, I went hiking with my mother today. When we reached the top of the mountain, my mother said that there would be echoes in the quiet mountains.

My brother and I tried to shout together - "How are you?"

Sure enough, about three seconds later we heard:

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Instructor's comments:

I am very happy to learn from it as a teacher. However, there are about 200 "How are you" sentences in the whole article, which I have never seen in more than 20 years of teaching. Please pay attention this time

The teacher disagrees with Xiaoying's lazy composition, and will no longer write a travelogue composition. Thinking about how to stimulate Xiaoying's composition potential, I will write another one:

"The Most Unforgettable Thing"

Xiaoying bit her pencil and tried to think hard, and finally wrote quickly. After handing it over, she thought to herself: The teacher will probably not punish me anymore, and she couldn't help but smile. When I came home from school last Friday, I saw a pile of poop in front of my house. I ate a pound at that time: "Who is so wicked to poop in front of my house?" I quickly called my sister out, and she also ate a poop after seeing it. He shouted, "It's so unethical! It's so low-level!" My sister asked me to get a broom and sweep it away together. When my mother found out, she also came out to see what was going on. She also ate a pound and shouted, "What a sin!" Dad heard the scream and hurried out to see what was going on. He also ate a pound. "Who did this?" My neighbor, Mrs. Wang, just came back from shopping for groceries and ate a pound after looking at it. Uncle Wang and Wang Xiaoming came out to see that they both had eaten a pound. After a while, more than ten people gathered. Everyone had eaten a pound. Finally, they called 119. After eating a pound, the firefighters finally cleared away the stool. It's really the most unforgettable thing.

Instructor’s comment:

If you want to make progress, please pay attention to the typo: "I was shocked", not "I ate a pound". This pile of stool weighs about twenty pounds in total. Do you have this ability?