Describe funny jokes that are stressful (remember those humorous decompression jokes)

Even though high school is very stressful, I have my own humorous moves to relieve the pressure!

Even though I went to college, in retrospect, it seems that the pressure of three years in high school is the greatest. At that time, uncertainty about the future, uncertainty about the results, confusion about applying for the exam, and unsatisfactory exams touched the hearts of the whole family. Obviously, I have Qian Qian's absolute pressure in my heart, but I dare not show a thing or two in front of my family. I am subconsciously afraid of seeing lost eyes;

It's not just me, but between the lines that my schoolmates left me messages, it's a stressful, stressful, stressful rhythm!

High school is too stressful. Teachers often say: you have no money and no advantage, but you can't beat your father, you can only rely on yourself;

Parents will tell you: since you have chosen the road of studying, the college entrance examination is your only way out at present, and the results of the college entrance examination determine your future destiny;

Xueba Xuedi will tell you: I still have 30 points from Peking University, so I must make up my score before the college entrance examination. As a scum, you look back at yourself, and it's not a loss.

I seize all the time to study every day, and I don't have to pay as much time and energy as others, but my grades are still parallel, and the pressure is great ~

Others solve a problem 10 minutes, I spend 20 minutes, 30 minutes, or even more if I am stupid. I would rather get up early and be greedy for the dark, but I was still photographed on the beach. Students who don't look hard have more outstanding grades and great pressure ~

Even if there is such pressure, as a high school student, you can also have humorous ways to relieve the pressure!

Let's take a look at the decompression jokes of those years in high school:

Schoolmasters use homework written all night, and school scum can get it done in one morning reading.

Scum tells scum a topic, which is friendship; Xueba gives lectures to scum, just like it; Scum told Xueba a topic, that is, love; Xueba gives lectures to Xueba, and the exam is coming soon.

Learning God is brushing difficult problems, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics.

For Xueba, I just want to know: What happened in your junior high school that reduced you to my school?

A bully is called "other people's children".

Even if the teacher speaks a wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.

Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

Give me a test paper about you, and I will tell you what a bully is.

Learn to bask in achievements, the goddess basks in selfies, local tyrants bask in money, models bask in figure, and Laozi basks in the sun.

Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my thesis absolutely stunned Xueba.

1 Willing to be a master of learning, he will also take me to study by myself, brush thousands of questions a day, review and solve problems, give me exams, and sit next to me in the examination room to help me take off one.

1 If I spend all my meal time studying, I will not only become thinner, but also become a schoolmaster.

1 What is a sense of security? Just after finishing the problem, Xueba read the same answer as you.

1 the meaning of school scum: dress beautifully, eat well, answer papers for nothing, and be at the bottom of the school.

1 What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics and physics.

1 "Turn off the eating mode and turn on the learning mode" "Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function"

How, even if you laugh at yourself, you can get high, peel, decompress and be happy!

After relaxing, I have to go back to the college entrance examination and sprint. As long as there is still one day and one hour, you still have time and space to improve ~

In fact, there are 60% basic questions in the college entrance examination every year, all of which are sub-topics and have high-scoring answer templates. Many candidates and parents only know how to study hard and don't study the law of college entrance examination, which is undoubtedly a loss;

Taking mathematics as an example, the math questions in the college entrance examination seem to change every year, but the test sites and basic questions have changed. In this part, you can score easily by applying problem-solving templates and spike skills. Often many students fail to get full marks, or even lose points frequently. Is it because they are more stupid than others? No! I didn't learn answering skills, just studied hard and did too much useless work.

There are * * * 3,002 knowledge points in high school mathematics, but there are only 259 core test sites in the college entrance examination, 120 required and frequently asked questions, each with 2-3 variants and ***443 motifs, accounting for 80%-90% of the scores in the college entrance examination over the years. As long as you master these college entrance examinations, it is no problem to score above 130.

After students and parents like it, they can receive a "Mathematics Core Test Center" for free by private letter.

For the last time, take it as an efficient way to do the most effective promotion! Sprint the college entrance examination and spare no effort! Come on!

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First of all, about the matters needing attention in learning to master mathematics:

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Three, high school three years all physics knowledge summary:

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Four, the master of liberal arts geography notes:

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Five, science biology compulsory one to compulsory three Xueba notes:

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Six, the college entrance examination Chinese modern reading answer template:

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What did you take in the college entrance examination?

The college entrance examination is not about who has more knowledge, so the college entrance examination is not about who can fill in blank papers in a specific time;

The college entrance examination examines who has more test sites and who can correctly display the test sites in the college entrance examination paper. This is the king!

Small questions depend on skills and big questions depend on templates, which has always been the core content of the college entrance examination. Only by mastering this method and studying for the exam around this core can we improve our college entrance examination results most efficiently.

Our Qingbei Assistance Group has summarized the sprint skills and templates of 9 major subjects in the college entrance examination, and the urgently needed prospective candidates can receive them by private letter;

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