Are there any jokes about fighting landlords? Seek two happiness.

1. Who is a person who always uses you to be responsible for him but he is not responsible for you? Second row. A sow crosses the river, and the river can bear 500 kilograms. The sow weighed 300 kilograms, but when she reached the middle of the bridge, the bridge collapsed. Why? Because she drove across the bridge. 3. Hu Yifei dropped from 6000m to1000m. Why isn't she dead? Because she is a shareholder in China. 4. What are the four lines that Friar Sand in The Journey to the West said the most? Master elder brother, the master was taken away by the monster, the second brother was taken away by the monster, the master and the second brother were taken away by the monster, and the master was taken away by the monster. There are twelve kinds of medical pain, the first is the pain of mosquito bites, the twelfth is the pain of pregnant women giving birth, so what is the thirteenth kind of pain? The pain of pregnant women being accidentally bitten by mosquitoes during childbirth. 6. What animal can be stuck on the wall? Seal 7. The tortoise built a house in its shell and then got in. What's the name of the health care product? The tortoise tore down the house, built another house, then got in and answered the name of a health care product. Newly built, middle built, 9 or tortoise, he demolished and built the house, then got in and answered the name of a health care product. Super Calcium 10 Yifei fell something in high school, but she was very happy. Why? She 1 1 recorded the 800-meter long-distance running and completed the following actions, with one eye looking up and one eye looking down? Lying cross-eyed 12 is always related to you, but what can't be seen or found when needed? There are four people playing mahjong in related departments 13. The police came and took five people away. Why? Because the person they play is called Mahjong 14. 26 letters. How many letters are left after et left? 2 1, ET drives away UFOs15 Is there anything in Sekitani Kamiki that is longer than everyone in this place? name ...