Do women really have five senses after cheating?

I visited Phoenix the other day. I saw an article on com, "The Five Features of Women after Cheating". After reading it, I think I really can't agree with what the article said. I deeply feel that "I am too old to go back, and I am afraid of what I said. I am too ignorant." First of all, the excerpts from the important paragraphs of this article are as follows: Once a woman has an affair, fine lines will appear at the first time, which belongs to in-phase reflection. Because the explanation is that women's uterine function and the fate of children are hidden in people. According to medical analysis, after a woman has an affair, there will be a thin line with the same length and red color like a spider web. This is caused by the mixture of secretions from different men. This is medicine. This is very accurate. There is also a second manifestation, which is fine lines on the neck. According to medical theory, a developed thyroid will naturally thicken the neck. When a woman has an orgasm, her neck will thicken, and after the orgasm, her neck will recover. But as time goes on, the muscles in the neck will become slack and the fine lines on the neck line will increase. Because women have different pleasure after having sex with different men, the degree of neck expansion is also different, and the neckline will be irregular and chaotic. In ancient times, whenever a man went out of town, he would tie a thin thread around his wife's neck. The thin thread is broken, which proves that his wife is having an affair and the teahouse is dark. After reading it, people feel fantastic, mysterious and incredible. If so, shouldn't the cheating woman be exposed in broad daylight? Women wearing masks all over the street, covering "people" and wearing collars to cover "neck lines" are all suspected of adultery? How can a derailed woman "present a thin line that keeps turning red like a spider's web"? Those cheating women are like putting bright labels on their lips and parading through the city. Isn't cheating such a secret thing an open act? Another feature is more obvious: the neck is thicker, so hyperthyroidism women will not be wronged, will not be laughed at, will not be laughed at. Everyone is laughing! Another great advantage of the spread of this article is that those unruly women are eager to go home and look in the mirror after reading this article. Men, if your wife always looks at her "person" and "neck" in the mirror, you should take more precautions. Ha ha, just kidding, don't take it seriously! Bloggers, do you agree with my analysis? If you are a medical student, does the human body really have such a physiological reaction?