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The story of King's Canyon
one
"Wang ..."
After wielding the knife for the thousandth time, he finally stopped and looked coldly at the person who interrupted him.
Mozi smiled ingratiatingly, but there was a little panic.
"The king, a new hero appeared in the canyon. Do you know? "
Is this important? There are already many heroes in the canyon. He thought.
"It's a little girl with red hair." Mozi paused and added, "Do you want to throw her out and look over ..."
"No, anyway, she will definitely leave by herself after a while." He kept practicing with a sword in his hand. People who are too weak will not stay in the canyon for long.
Mozi left silently, trembling.
Because he is the king, what the king said needs no reason.
Just a little girl, why come to such a dangerous place?
He continued to practice, and it suddenly occurred to him.
A few days later, he waved a knife as usual. This is eternal, because he is the king of this canyon and the most glorious man. Only the most powerful ability deserves this honor.
But he gradually felt his weakness. He doesn't know whether he is worthy of this title. He just trains every day to dispel the emptiness inside.
? two
These days, he vaguely felt that something was wrong in the canyon.
On this day, he was still waving his sword, and suddenly a fireball shot up, burning pain in his waist.
"Who is it?" No one dared to sneak up on him in the canyon.
He stared at the grass.
"It's out." A little girl with red hair skipped out. "Isn't it boring to watch you practice every day?"
"You won't be angry, will you?" The little girl's sparkling eyes.
She jumped in front of him, her tail wagging around him like two giant red goldfish.
"Not so stingy ..."
He waved his sword quickly, and the tail of a fish was almost cut off in half.
The owner of the fishtail ran away quickly. Don't forget to stare at him in horror before you leave. "You wait, I will take revenge! My name is ... "
He turned coldly and continued to practice. He is a king, and his emotions are imperceptible.
It was a long time before he put his sword on the ground and rested his hand on his waist.
This waist injury is an old disease.
But he kept it as a secret.
? three
Many strange things have happened in the forest recently.
For example, when da ji was taking a nap, his tail caught fire. For example, Liu Chan was walking in the forest when suddenly a big fireball fell from the sky, which directly scared him out. ...
The heroes searched for the criminal with great anger, except him. He may already know who the criminal is.
The king's task is to expel those who break the order in the canyon. He was slow to start work, but he didn't know why.
But the killer exposed himself.
On this day, the Monkey King is resting on a peach tree. When he opened his eyes, all the peaches on the tree were picked. A little girl with red hair is eating peaches with relish under the tree.
The Monkey King was very angry. He hit a stick under the tree. Before the stick hit anyone, he was stuck by a huge fireball. The criminal escaped quickly.
Reminiscent of many similar incidents before, the heroes jointly complained to him.
Those who break the order in the canyon will be driven out. At this moment, he stood with all the heroes and faced the fragile little girl in front of him.
She used to look too weak. I'm afraid she can't stand his sword, so weak. Why don't you behave yourself? Might as well leave by yourself. He thought.
"Go by yourself, don't make us do it."
"I don't want it! Everything I did was right, "she retorted plausibly.
But the big man in front of him is not going to listen to her explanation. He is really a sword. Fortunately, she dodged, quickly released a big fireball and fled with countless strings of small fireballs.
? four
I feel dizzy, she thought as she ran.
Obviously, what he did was right. Da ji burned her tail because she hooked up with men everywhere, and smashed Liu Chan fireball because he was cutting down trees instead of walking in the forest. As for the Monkey King, he used himself to seize the public peach trees in the canyon and forbade others to pick peaches.
All you do is, how can you be thrown out? This is really a magical place.
On the other side of the canyon, the sky has fallen.
"You know, Arthur, he was ambushed by a new hero."
"You know, Arthur, he was defeated by the newcomer."
"You know, Arthur is too old to beat a little girl."
There has always been an unwritten but obvious rule in the canyon, that is, whoever is strong is right.
A few years ago, Arthur was the king, and everyone tried to restrain his behavior according to his rules. Now the world has changed.
Do whatever you want, as long as you are strong enough.
He looked helplessly at a smoky canyon, bitter in his heart.
Yes, he is Arthur, once the king of the canyon. Now he is defeated. All the fireballs from the little girl hit his waist, and his old illness recurred. He really can't hold on.
The waist injury came from his bravery in the last year.
That year, an exotic hero named Xiang Yu came to the canyon. He is Machamp, so he can compete with himself.
Such a hero would have been respected by everyone because of his strength, and he could even be permanently rooted in the canyon. But Xiang Yu used his strength to bully weak heroes everywhere.
Such a thing can be tolerated by others, but he can't, because he is the king, so he wants to protect the order of the canyon. After a duel with Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu was successfully driven out at the expense of a heavy blow to his waist.
Everyone in the canyon saw it, but they all chose to ignore it. At that time, he knew that as a king, he was too powerful to be an enemy, nor could he be anyone's enemy.
Maybe so, he began to panic day by day. He was afraid of being seen as weak and fighting.
Some bad things in the canyon, as long as they are not obvious, he also chooses to ignore them.
In this way, he gradually deviated from the road of the king, so that even the name of the king disappeared in the end.
He closed his eyes hard.
five
Since Arthur was knocked down, the hero's heart has expanded a lot. After all, there is a rule in the canyon now-whoever is strong is right.
Things that were carefully hidden in the dark, things that I wanted to do but couldn't do, have gradually come true.
Now all the heroes in the canyon have only one common idea, to choose a new king.
According to the past practice, the challenger needs to go to the king to fight one-on-one, and the winner fights with the new challenger until the final winner-the new king is produced.
Traditionally, the hero should challenge the red-haired guy, but because she has fled to where, they angrily challenged Arthur.
Anyway, his strength is not as good as before.
After a few days of sight, Arthur looked exhausted, but he raised his sword and fought again as a king, even though he never thought he was a person who lived with him day and night.
"You can't do this." There was an angry voice in the distance. Who is so fearless?
The heroes turned around and saw two braids as big as red fish floating in the wind.
Yes, since you beat Arthur, let's start with you directly.
It is suggested that the heroes agree.
Mozi, the first to stand up, was knocked down by a fireball before he could use his organs.
Then clumsy Liu Chan was trapped by a fireball.
……
Finally, every hero in the King's Canyon restrained his actions, and Mozi was the first to react.
"The king, the new king! Please lead the canyon, "he shouted obsequiously, even though he had suggested that she should be driven out." "
Then the heroes began to echo in unison.
"Long live the king!"
"Flame Queen, your fireball is invincible."
"It's an honor for da ji to be burned to the tail by you."
She watched it quietly for a long time. "Don't call me king." Finally, I spit out these words and skipped away.
Heroes are lost in thought, so what should we call her? They never intended to know her name.
"Her name is Angela." Arthur, who had been silent at this moment, stood up.
She is his king.
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