Harmful classic jokes with pictures

Harmful classic jokes with pictures: My boyfriend smokes, and I ask: Why are you smoking again? I thought I said smoking was bad! From these two goods, drinking milk from childhood is a smell of smoke. You can't change it if you get used to it! More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Harmful classic jokes with pictures (1) 1. Today, I washed a peach in the bathroom to drain the water from it. My hand fell into the toilet! It just blocked the hole. What a tragedy!

What could be worse? The toilet won't clog, will it? And then what? How did you get this out? .

The idea that came to my mind faster was. Can I eat after washing?

2. Dressed up before going out for an interview in the morning. When waiting for the bus on the platform, someone always looks at me from head to toe, sometimes several people are together.

Suddenly a burst of pride came from the bottom of my heart, and I still had a market prospect, and then all kinds of clothes with a chest and a belly were calmly posed!

After a while, an aunt came to me and said, can you pull over? Block the bus stop sign!

3. An old man gets on the bus and the young man gives up his seat.

When the old man saw an empty seat with a small bag in front of him, he declined one by one and politely asked the young man sitting next to the empty seat to take the small bag away.

I don't want the young man to say rudely, this small bag is the same as me, and it drives earlier than you. Why can't I be in my seat?

This remark was immediately reprimanded by other passengers.

An aunt said angrily: Seats are for people, not things. You're just like Bao Xiao. Are you a thing, too

The young man muttered, of course I'm not a thing. ?

4. A person with a bad memory takes the train. When the conductor came to check the tickets, he couldn't find them and was sweating with anxiety.

The conductor said, forget it if you can't find it. Buy another ticket. ?

He said:? How did this happen? If I can't find that ticket, I don't know where I'm going! ?

Classic joke picture (2) 1, I made an appointment with a female netizen to check in. I'll wait for her at the hotel. When she pushed the door in, she was still holding a two-year-old child. I was dumbfounded. Here you are. . . ?

She gave a captivating smile. Come out with the children, the husband does not doubt. . . ?

2. On the side of the road, a car roared by, and the sister paper with shoelaces tied on the side didn't see clearly that it was a car, so she shouted:? Money is magic! ?

Someone plugged in: That's a motorcycle! ?

Sister paper:? No money. What an asshole! ?

Let Li Ge pour me water today. Li Ge didn't agree. Sister Liu said? Men can't say no ?

Li3 ge jumped up, filled it for me and poured it for Li Jie, who said no.

Li Ge came to a sentence:? Women can't say no ?

As a flat-chested sister paper, I don't understand the fact that a girl in the dormitory is used to sleeping on her back and has a pair of big breasts. . .

Q&A: Where there is oppression, there is resistance. . .

5. I went home for the Spring Festival and went out to play with a little makeup. My mother gave me a bear. Who wears makeup in the countryside? Wouldn't it be better to look clean and let others gossip? .

I replied:? This is none of their business. Why do you say I ate their food? Use their home? Or is it in their way?

Just finished, idiot brother took a sentence:? Seduce their son?

I'm going to shoot you, you little bastard. . .

Harmful classic jokes with pictures (3) 1, for foodies, loss of appetite? This is a legend.

2, the mouth of eating goods has two basic purposes: one is to eat, and the other is to lose weight.

3. China's culture is profound. It took me a long time to find out what the teacher taught us when we were young. An o e? Translate? Ah, I'm hungry? .

4. All barbecue buffets have rhythms:

? I will eat first! ?

? I will eat first! ?

? I baked it! I ate it first! ?

? Shit! ?

Finally:? You eat! ?

? No, no, did you eat?

? Who bakes it ~?

? Shit! ?

5. a:? Why do bars refuse to sell me wine when I'm drunk, while fast food restaurants keep selling hamburgers to fat people?

b:？ Because drunkards drink too much and make trouble, fat people will make trouble if they eat less. ?

6. Eating is illogical.

? Are you full?

? I'm full. ?

? Do you still want to eat?

? Eat! ?

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