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Reflections on Parents' Meeting; Argumentative Writing in Senior High School
"Well, parents' meeting, how can I be missing!" His father, Tian, was drunk and prone on the table, and said in a daze.
Koharu is a student of a famous high school with excellent grades. His father, Laotian, lost his wife in his early years, so he didn't make progress and devoted himself to Erguotou. He was drunk all day, so his family was relatively poor. However, Mr. Tian will go to the Municipal Council every week to do sanitation and earn some money.
Mr. Tian rushed to school with two bottles of Erguotou. Unfortunately, he was angry with alcohol. His brain was like lead, and his hands and feet didn't listen to him. He started to stagger, swaying from side to side, and seemed to fall rather than fall. It seems that Mr. Tian's drunken fist was really a trick.
Wandering around in the same place for a few times, and then stumbling to the school gate after the alcohol has dissipated. The doorman squinted at Mr. Tian, and saw that he was poor, bearded and drunk. "Where did you get an alcoholic?" Get out! "
God seems to hear someone scolding him, so he goes into a drunken frenzy: "Who are you? Dare you tell me to get out? Do you know who I am?
"Gee, aren't you a drunken cat, you son of a bitch? Is it president? " The guard scolded contemptuously.
"You son of a bitch, dare to scold me?" God was so angry that he gave the doorman a big slap in the face and almost fell down with too much force. < P > "Your grandfather and I are from the municipal bureau, and I'm here to inspect the work today!" Mr. Tian assumed an adjutant cavity and said. Then he pulled out the work permit he had picked up from the municipal bureau from his pocket, waved it in front of the doorman, and immediately took back his pocket.
"damn it! I didn't know it was the inspector's adult, but it was time to fight and fight! " Burying his face, the guard said with a bow and scrape.
"well, you're a born bitch, and you're not happy if I don't hit you! Base-"Mr. Tian scold salivate. Then he swaggered into the school with two bottles of Erguotou.
This prestigious school is really famous, and the place is really big. Mr. Tian regrets that he didn't ask his son clearly at the beginning, and the most depressing thing is that it is difficult to find a personal film. Looking for it, Mr. Tian finally saw a school worker who was cutting grass. He was very fat, so he was still clearly visible in such a big school.
"Hey, that pig with a waist and a face!" Mr. Tian cried.
the janitor shouldn't. Mr. Tian watched him cut the grass like a knife, and with a few clicks, the broken grass fell to the ground.
God was so curious that he asked, "Brother, why are you so handsome in mowing grass? You cut it into Wuling octagon!"
"Well, I'm a part-time janitor, and I'm a mobile service. The school only gives me so little money, and I can only provide this third-rate service." The janitor buried his head and cut the grass.
"oh, that's right! It should be like this! " God suddenly realized.
"So, where will the parent-teacher conference be held?" God said politely.
"parent-teacher conference? It seems to be in the conference hall on the first floor of the building in front! " The janitor pointed to the front and said.
"Thanks a lot, buddy!" Mr. Tian fuels.
"no, get out! Stay out of the way! " The janitor said without turning his head.
"oh. I'll roll, I'll roll! " God said with a forced smile, but his heart was full of hatred: "What are you? Isn't it just a little janitor who dares to tell grandpa to get out? "
Mr. Tian didn't pay much attention to him, only felt a little thirsty, so he pulled out the bottle, filled it with a thump, and drank it while walking.
when he arrived at the conference hall, Mr. Tian found that the meeting had already started, and apologized at once. When the prefect saw his head bowed and his face was red, he thought he was sincere and said nothing. God secretly hid the wine in his arms and drank it slowly in the corner.
"Ahem ..." The prefect began to speak.
"Dear parents, the teaching staff of our school ...... (first, they repeatedly praised themselves for showing off) ... In order to improve the teaching quality, after careful consideration, our school decided to raise teachers' salaries (bold and loud)."
The teachers in the front row applauded repeatedly, but the parents behind them were silent. When the prefect saw this, he could not help but feel the tip of his nose awkwardly.
"Well, for the sake of your children's future, we must improve the quality of teaching, and to improve the quality of teaching, we must raise teachers' salaries, right? The salary of this education bureau is too thin, so it depends on your parents to raise the salary! " The prefect said cheekily.
after talking, I sat down and talked about it, with different opinions.
"why?" Mr. Tian was angry, and the alcohol came again, and he became drunk.
The whole audience was shocked ...
The prefect frowned with an unhappy look on his face and went to Mr. Tian's side and said, "Parents, do you have any good suggestions for this decision?"
"There are no suggestions-there are a lot of opinions!" Mr. Tian said crazily.
"He is the prefect, how can you ..." People around Mr. Tian whispered at his skirts.
"How about the prefect? Laozi is still the principal! " Mr. Tian shook off his hand and shouted at random.
The prefect fought back his anger, but the present on his face could not help but twitch, and said, "Well, it's very good! Then, this parent, do you have any opinions? "
It is your teacher's duty to teach students well with all your heart. Isn't it irresponsible and perfunctory not to raise your salary? "Mr. Tian rightly said.
"This, this ..." The prefect and the teacher all bowed their heads in shame. There was a burst of applause at the scene, and the parents all gave thumbs up and said to Mr. Tian: "Awesome!"
"This parent is drunk!" Prefect said with a red face.
"joke! Am I drunk? " Mr. Tian laughed wildly, then picked up the bottle and slammed it on the table, pretending to be official: "Joke! What a joke! Lao Tzu is a cadre who has passed the test of alcohol. Well, a cadre ... Growing up ... I don't know ... what is drunk! Don't fool me! "
"are you still a cadre? Don't make me laugh! " The prefect turned against the gentleman image of intellectuals and pointed at Mr. Tian, clutching his mouth, laughing his head off. Everyone present laughed and laughed at Mr. Tian's terrible simplicity.
Mr. Tian looked at the terrible smiling faces and secretly scolded, "It seems that the real guy is not bright. These guys don't know what I'm capable of." So Mr. Tian took out the work permit of the municipal Council staff and hung it on his chest.
when the prefect saw the bright steel seal of the work permit listed on the political bureau, his face was livid with fear and he broke into a cold sweat. Think of the headmaster's death order: the recent inspectors like to enter the school in disguise, and if anyone makes the inspectors feel uncomfortable, then they have to leave! The prefect immediately settled down, turned sharply with a 18-degree attitude, and said respectfully, "It's the inspector's adult!" I just made a slip of the tongue, and I really should slap my mouth! " After that, I kept slapping my mouth.
"well, forget it! Cadres do not count villains. " Mr. Tian said proudly.
"Inspector, it's a shame that you came so far to meet me! I'll show you around! " The prefect said with a big smile.
After browsing, Mr. Tian wanted to leave, but the prefect took him by the hand and said, "Don't worry, whenever the leaders come, they have to hold a seminar, and you are no exception. It's not too late to leave after attending the seminar!"
Mr. Tian didn't know what a seminar was. Seeing that the prefect was so enthusiastic, he pushed himself into a star-rated hotel to hold a seminar. Now Mr. Tian understands what a seminar is. The so-called seminar is to invite some unscrupulous people, eat some dirty food, spend some shady money, say something innocuous and hold some meetings!
When he left, the prefect gave Mr. Tian an envelope, saying it was a souvenir, hoping that Mr. Tian would have a good impression on the school. Open it and see, it is full of strong red bulls.
God, look back at this so-called prestigious school and think about today's so-called parent-teacher conferences and seminars. It's ridiculous!
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